The Secret Life Of The American Cringe Lords

First Meetup

"This room seven two tree?" A small Asian boy asked as he walked into Mr. Deangulberry's classroom after school. "I here for adventure."
"Yes. Welcome Bo Chang." The heavy teacher smiled. As a foreign exchange student, Bo was easy to get into his club. "The others should be here shortly."
"Fuck off Mr. Green!!!". A short girl screamed as the principal dragged her into the room. Her clothes were hey black and her eyes were lined with thick charcoal black eyeliner. Everything about this girl was black, from her short hair to her dead ass vans. With her pale complexion, she greatly stood out.
"You're going to attend this meeting or else!" Mr. Green yelled in response to the edgy teen. "Keep an eye on her, Mr. Deangulberry. I'll be back to receive her when group is over."
"Don't worry Mr. Green. She'll love it here." The teacher grinned. "Look who it is!"
"Ya deangulberry ya nigga Johnny decided to show up!" Johnny yelled as he entered the room. His pants sagged and his Mexican accent was strong. "Let's make this quick cuz I gott some pussy to plow, know what I mean? Haha naw you ain't got a clue you virgin ass bald nigga."
"So glad you could join us!". The teacher smiled despite being insulted. "The others should be here shortly and we can begin."
Two minutes of silence passed before the last two members arrived, one shortly before the other. The first if the the two was Zane, his face a bright red from PE being his last hour. Margot fallowed in shortly, a tall bald boy right behind her. Zane entered the room in silence, while Margot seemed to be in some sort of dispute with the bald boy.
"Why don't you go talk to your internet whore." Margot hollered at the boy before slamming the door. "Don't bother texting me Sebastian. I blocked you."
"Excuse me Margot," the teacher stuttered, "please help us keep this a drama free environment."
"Sorry." Margot blew some hair from her face. As her vision and temper cleared, she caught sight of the tall Hispanic boy checking her out. "What the fuck are you looking at, spic?"

"Margot! First warning!" The teacher warned. "Okay. Now that we're all here, why don't we introduce ourselves?"

After several uninterrupted seconds of silence, the teacher took charge. "How about you, Bo. Tell us a little bit about yourself."

"My name Bo Chang." The Asian boy took a deep breath. "My hair is brown. I am from Nanjing China."
"Konichiwa Grandson." Margot put her hands together and did a short bow. "Ching lang pow wow Domo aro gato Mr. Roboto."
"Margot. I'll let this one slide. Introduce yourself please."
"My name is Margot. I'm from the great state of Florida and I ACTUALLY am a citizen." She then glared at the colored group members.
"Hey baby I may not got papers but I can make yo-"
"ENOUGH. JUST INTRODUCE YOURSELF JOHNNY.".
"Me llamo es Johnny. Pero tu llamas Chico grande." He looked Margot dead in the eye. "Creo que estoy enamorado de ti."
"PISS OFF" Said Margot.
The unnamed emo bitch stood up and introduced herself as Caroline. It was very hard to hear her soft, quiet voice.