The Secret Life Of The American Cringe Lords

A Crue Is Formed

"Zane! What in God's name do you think you are doing?!" The history teacher yelled, now interrupting the dull wwII documentary. "Hallway! Now!"
"Keep it down," Margot whined from the back of the class. "It was just getting good!"
The class gasped as the screen began to show footage of Adolf Hitler and the Nazi party. Margot always had good timing for a triggering. She giggled at their reactions as she twirled a strand of her brown hair between her fingers.
The teacher ignored this, as he was currently occupied with Zane. Zane was notorious for watching fury porn in his classes, and the teacher had had enough of the boy's attrocious behavior.
"Listen Zane." Mr. Deangulberry took a deep breath and pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration. "I have had enough of your phone use in my class."
"Everyone else uses their phones." The fluffy redhead responded. His cheeks were a bright red from embarrassment.
"Yes, but you use your phone for looking at pornoghrapic images. This is unnaceptable and simply not school appropriate."
"Please don't call my mom!" Zane pleaded as he nervously paced the empty hallway.
The teacher sighed once again. "I will not be calling your mother."
"Yes!"
"However, there will be one condition."
"Fuck."
"Zane. Watch your language." Mr. Deangulberry pulled a clipboard from his classroom door. On the clipboard was a sign up sheet for the adventure club. The sign up sheet had been up for two weeks, and still remained empty. "I am sure you have heard of my adventure club?"
"Yeah, I've heard that it's gay."
"Ignorance is weakness my friend. Join the club and I won't be having a chat with your mother."
"Uggghhhh I'm really busy with-"
Mr. Deangulberry pulled his phone from his pocket.
"No!" Zane panicked. "Okay okay I will sign!"
The teacher smiled as he handed the redhead a pen.  He couldn't contain his joy as he gained his first group member.  Now he only needed to find a few more...
"Alrighty everyone." Mr. Deangulberry said as he removed the history video from the VHS.  "Does anybody know exactly how many people died in the Holocaust?"
Margot's hand quickly shot up.  "Trick question.  Nobody died in the holohoux."
Less than two minutes later the teacher had Margot's name on the adventure club sign up sheet.  Class would be out in a few minutes, but luckily for deangulberry, he still had six class periods left to blackmail students into his club.