41. Yunan is not a girl, he is a highly respectable male (and he's also a magi so respect him).
42. HAKUEI DOESN'T WANNA BUILD A FRIKKEN SNOWMAN JUDAR, DEAL WITH IT!!!
43. Your so called "Slut Squad" does not exist, therefore your idea of dancing to "Slut Like You" is invalid (and stupid).
44. Prince Koumei does not wish to be called "Freckles" as it offends him, and increase his insecurity.
45. Just because Ja'far accidentally kicked you that one time you got very close to Sinbad doesn't mean he's in love with the King.
46. Empress Gyokuen is a beautiful woman with many years of experience, and you have no right to address her as "Grandma".
47. No, Prince Kouha is not secretly a Yandere for Prince Hakuryuu, and no, they are not having a secret affair. We suggest you have your mind cleansed with holy water.
48. The Great and Almighty Kou Empire will rise above all, but we are having a few difficulties in doing so due to your total disregard of our laws, one of which is being that peach jalapeño trading is not a valid example of market trade.
49. Prince Koumei is not Rapunzel. Enough said.
50. And the last item on our list is...
Judar.....
......please don't ever stop being yourself.
Signed and Approved by: Empress Gyokuen Ren, Al-Thamen, Princes Kouen, Koumei, Kouha and Hakuryuu Ren, Princesses Hakuei and Kougyoku Ren, Ka Kouben, and the citizens of the Kou Empire.
Bonus:
The scroll in Empress Gyokuen's hand danced with the wind as she gracefully walked towards the Royal Gardens. Lurking on top of one of the peach trees was Judar, the High Priest and Magi of the Kou Empire. Without even a single murmur or glance, she handed the list to the dark-haired Magi, who squinted his eyes after her retreating form in confusion. "That's weird...that hag usually has something to say," He muttered to himself. Shrugging the weird meeting off, he opened the scroll and began to read...
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT PART (AKA THE FINALE)
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𝟧𝟢 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗃𝗎𝖽𝖺𝗋 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖽𝗈
Humor[ judar ft. everyone else ] - 𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗮 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘀.