On Saturday night, Kuroo knew he couldn't conceal his love anymore.
Monday morning, Kuroo walked into school on time. Guy Fieri was in the courtyard, studying his math. Quietly, Kuroo approached him quietly, greeting him.
Guy smiled, and the captain sat next to him.
"G-guy, I need to say something," Kuroo started.
"Don't hesitate, pal!" Guy responded.
His cheeks flushed, and he made eye contact.
"Guy Fieri senpai, w-will you please take me to flavortown?" Kuroo asked, twiddling his thumbs like a fucking pansy.
Guy Fieri blushed, looking surprised, before smiling.
"Yes Kuroo-chan. I'll show you the way to flavortown," he chuckled.
That night, they made love sweeter than southern sweet tea.
Guy Fieri guided Kuroo the way to flavortown, and it felt better than eating a perfectly made Panini, Kuroo thought.
--the end to this mistake I have written--