EXO TALES

{2} Hansel and Gretel

Once upon a time a very poor woodcutter

Suho appeared in a tiny room. "This again? But wait... me? A very POOR woodcutter? Oh come on..."

Wrong person. Sorry Suho, I forgot that you're the richest dork in Exo. Okay, I'll replace you with someone else.

"Hey-" Suho vanished with a screen of smoke and was replaced by a confuse Chanyeol.

"Where am I now?"

I'll just repeat what I said a while ago. Once upon a time a very poor woodcutter lived in a tiny cottage in the forest with his two children, Hansel and Gretel.

Sehun and Luhan appeared in the same tiny room as the confused Chanyeol.

"What the?" Luhan said while Sehun looked around the room with a poker face.

"Luhan hyung? Sehun? You two are here too?"

"Isn't it obvious, hyung." Sehun said sassily.

His second wife often ill-treated the children and was forever nagging the woodcutter.

Baekhyun appeared next to Chanyeol.

"Chanyeol? Sehun? Wait... what are you doing here, Luhan hyung?"

"It's my second time appearing here. I don't know about them." Chanyeol said pointing at Sehun and Luhan.

"It's our second time appearing too," Luhan said, "the voice you hear is the Narrator of this fairy tale. All you need to do is listen to what the Narrator wants you to do and act it."

Sehun nodded for support.

Now Baekhyun say your lines.

Baekhyun just blinked at the information that was entering his head.

"There is not enough food in the house for us all. There are too many mouths to feed! We must get rid of the two brats." she declared. And she kept on trying to persuade her husband to abandon his children in the forest.

"You're so mean, Baek hyung." Sehun said.

"I will never abandon children. That was just plain heartless."

"Don't worry, Sehun. Even if Baekhyun abandon us I will protect you because I'm manly." Luhan stated.

His face started to resemble a tomato after he realized what he just said.

"HunHan..." Chanyeol teased a tomato Luhan while Sehun shakes his head with a smile.

"Take them miles from home, so far that they can never find their way back! Maybe someone will find them and give them a home." The downcast woodcutter didn't know what to do. Hansel who, one evening, had overheard his parents' conversation, comforted Gretel.

"I'm Hansel, right?" Luhan asked.

Luhan... Hansel is a boy so he's obviously not you. Wait-oh sorry~ I forgot that you're a male species too. Hohoho~♥

"I hate you."

Sehun smirked.

"Don't worry! If they do leave us in the forest, we'll find the way home," he said. And slipping out of the house he filled his pockets with little pebbles, then went back to bed.

"HunHan..." Chanyeol teases while he watches Sehun hug Luhan to comfort him as what the Narrator stated.

"How cute." Baekhyun said while pouting at Chanyeol.