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Little Helen, farewell;if I can remember thee, I will think of three at court

The complaints I have heard of you I do not all believe;'tis my slowness that I do not, for I know you lack not folly to commit them and have ability enough to make such knaveries yours.

You would answer very well to a whipping

Scurvy, old, filthy, scurry lord

MethinHang, beg, starve, die in the streets

k thou art a general offence, and every man should beat thee. I think thou wast created for men to breathe themselves upon you

You are not worth another word, else I'd call you knave

France is a dog hole, and it no more merits the tread of a man's foot

She is too mean to have her name repeated

He's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of not one good quality

I spoke with her but once, and found her wondrous cold

For I knew the young Count to be dangerous and lascivious boy, who is a whale to virginity, and devours up all the fry it finds

Drunkenness is his best virtue, for he will be swine drunk, and in his sleep he does little harm, save to his bedclothes about him

He hath out-villiain'd villainy so far that the rarity redeems him

He excels his brother for a coward, yet his brother is reputed one of the best there is. In a retreat he outruns any lackey, marry, in the coming on he has the cramp

Use the carp as you may, for he looks like a poor, decayed, ingenious, foolish, rascally knave

I saw the man today, if man he be

This woman's an easy glove, my lord, she goes off and on at pleasure.



Pray you, stand farther from me

Die a beggar

Experience, manhood, honour, ne'er before did violate so itself

Thou didst drink the stale of horses and the guilded puddle which beasts would cough at

O slave, of no more trust than love that's hir'd

Slave, souless villain, dog ! O rarely base!

In their thick breaths, rank of gross diet, shall be enclouded, and forc'd to drink their vapour

Her benefits are mightily misplaced

What shall I call thee when thou art a man ?

Like the toad, ugly and venomous

Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens

I think he be transformed into a beast; for I can nowhere find him like a man

And in his brain which is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage, he hath strange places

Lets meet as little as we can

I desire that we be better strangers

I was seeking for a fool when I found you

His kisses are Judas's own children

Certainly, there is no truth in him

You lisp and wear strange suits

Men are April when they woo, December when they wedlock



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