Hellsing One-shots

Leave me alone! (PipXReader)

" Hey short stuff, bring me my gun would ya! " Yelled the braided brunette.

" Stop calling me that I have a name you know! And stop asking me to get your stuff, lazy ass! " You yelled back.

" Oh come on (Y/N)! Don't be so mean with me! I'm your captain after all."

You puffed your cheeks. " Exactly you're captain Pip not Master Pip! And I am not a servant I'm a solider!"

"You're so cute when you get mad (Y/N)!" He grabbed your cheeks and pinched them.

You quickly pulled away. " Don't touch me you perverted french man I will not hesitate on telling Sir. Integra!"

"(Y/N) I'm not touching you. This is touching you." He gently placed his hand above your breast and left it there.

It took you a minuet to process what he was doing, but eventually you did. You lifted your leg and hit him "Where the sun don't shine." And made a run for it.

" WALTER! SIR INTEGRA! SERAS! ALUCARD!" You rushed into the manor and went up to Integra's office. You proceeded to bang on the door until she let you in.

" Bloody hell (Y/N)! What's with all the racket!?"

" Sexual....harassment...pip...pervert." You said in-between pants.

Sir. Integra sighed and mumbled " I knew this wouldn't work out..."

Sir. Integra walked to her desk and sat down. "(Y/N) you're mature enough to deal with him you're 19 after all. I'm afraid I can't do anything about pervyness, but what I can do is assign Seras with you there for you won't be alone with him. How does that sound?"

You smiled. " Thank your Sir that would be great."

Integra nodded. " Good, oh and (Y/N)."

" Yes sir?"

" Never bang on my door again. I thought we were under attack."

You looked down embarrassed. " Yes Sir."

You left Sir.Integra's office and started walking down the hall. You couldn't help but think about Pip. Even though he acted a bit inappropriate at times you still had crush on him. You did feel a bit guilty for telling on him and hitting him , but you weren't going to let him have his way with you. You're a lady after all!

"(Y/N)!" You heard a familiar voice yell so you turned around.

" Pip, what do you want?" You asked slightly annoyed.

" (Y/N) I'm sorry about earlier.....I really like you, you know."

You stood there slightly shocked. " Y-you like me?"

Pip rubbed his neck. "y-yeah. I'm not very smooth with women as you can see."

You smiled and gave him a kiss on the cheek. " Yeah you should work on that."

Pip gave you a bright smile. " So does this mean you like me too?"

You turned around and started walking away. " Maybe. Why don't you ask me on a date to find out?"

" Okay hot stuff. Would you go on a date with me?" He teased.

You turned back to him and gave him a kiss on the lips and quickly pulled away. " I would love too."