Dark
Hello readers my name Dark. You may also know me as Darkiplier. I know, I know. You all love me and I am irresistibly attractive. I don't blame you for falling for my devilish charms (sorry had to throw in those puns XD) Anyways, I am a demon, case you couldn't tell. So is my friend, Anti. You guys may also know him as AntiSepticEye. Is he as ravishing as me? Well, he is pretty hot, but we ALL know that the true handsome devil in here is your one and only Darkiplier. Now as you can see I- ANTI, STOP SHOVING!!!
Anti
Haha! It's about time he hit the wall! Toppa da' mornin' to ya readers! My name is Anti and today and until this author gets bored of writing this, you guys will see the daily struggle of us! Not just me and Dark, but little blue angel over there. He takes all the fun out of everything! Dark said he's hotter then me! Can ya believe it?! I am waaaayyyy more ravishing then Dark! And I don't mean to boast (of course I do! XD), but you guys will love my role in this story. I know, I know. Save the autographs for later girls. Anyways, as you can tell, me, Dark, and Angel boy-
"IT'S ETHAN!!!"
Me, Dark, and Angel boy, here are living in the same house. It's a pain in the arse! We can't even have fun without having goodie two shoes over here taking all the fun away. Like imagine enjoying your favourite ice cream and then have smurf hair, over here, take that away from you. SUCKS RIGHT?! So that why....wait. Where's little loud mouth? HEY DARK! HAVE YA SEEN ETHAN?!
"NOPE! ETHAN! ANTI WANTS YOU!"
"Hm? I went into the kitchen for some chips."
Whatever. Anyways, I ran out things to say. Got anything Angel?
Ethan
IT'S-Oh, forget it! What is up my Cranky readers, it's Ethan and just to clarify, I don't ruin any fun for anybody. I-
"THAT'S A LIE!!"
SHUT UP DARK! Anyways, they cause trouble and I stop them and keep them in line. It's pretty annoying. They are always arguing over who's hotter and ends with a make out session. One time I walked in on them- MMPH!
"SHUT THE FUCK UP PRETTY BOY!"
Ok ok. I'm sorry. So, Anti, should we let the story begin?
"What are you talking about? This story has already begun."
Oh shit! Let's move on to the next chapter!
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FUCKING GOOOOOO! MOVE IT ANTI! GO GET DARK AND LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO!
"OK, OK! DARK, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE! WE'RE MOVING ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!"
"BUT I WAS JUST GETTING COMFORTABLE!"
"FUCKING GO ALREADY, DARK, ETHAN'S TRYNA' TAKE SEPTICEYE SAM AWAY!"
"Fiiiiinnnnnneee."
YOU ARE READING
This Fucked Up Book (Crankseptiplier)
FanfictionAngel boy and his demon friends. Ethan the angel and Dark and Anti the demons are living under the same roof. Does Ethan have what it takes to keep them in line? What goes on in this crazy house? Let's find out!
