Rayechan
ok so I tried being serious in this book. Trust me I really have, but it's just really hard to be this serious in a very comedic book. So fuck this, I am writing like this to break ALL THE FUCKING 4TH WALLS!!!
"Raye! Fucking chill! Us main characters can't handle this!"
Ok, Ethan, I saved your butt back there in the previous chapters so shut up and let me do the authoring!"
"Authouring is not even a word....is it"
AUthouRinG Is nOT eVEn a WoRD iS It.... shut the fuck up Anti!
"Ok, damn, chill."
Alroity then....wait. Where's Dark?!
"Dark is fighting with Mark. Don't you remember that?"
*flips off Ethan* Of course I remember. So anyways...
"Someone's being extra salty today."
"Can we brush some of that salt off your shoulder Raye?"
I will also ban you for the next few chapters if you keep it up.
"Well, fuck you too."
Ethan
Geez, Raye is so salty today. At least you readers keeps me in a bright mood.
"You can say that again."
*off in the distance* "Watch out guys I brought in a wrecking ball!"
What?!
*Wrecking ball smashes through 4th wall again.* "GET SHREKT FUCKERS!"
What the hell, Raye. If I were the author, I would ban you from this ENTIRE book.
"You can say that again."
If I were the author, I would ban-
"Don't say it again."
Dark looks like he's in pain.
"AAAAAHHHHH this hurts like a bitch!"
Yup. Pain.
"Without love."
Pain.
"I can't enough."
"Pain."
I like it rough.
" 'cause I'd rather feel pain then nothing at all."
Shit. Enough Three Days Grace guys!
"I agree. We need to patch the fourth wall again."
THEN WHY THE HELL DO YOU WRECK IT!
*shrugs shoulders* "I don't know. Just felt like it. The 4th wall is the answer to everything. Wait! SOMEONE QUOTE ME ON THAT!"
*scribbling* "Already on it."
Oh! Time's up guys. Time to pack it up and move it to the next chapter.
"How long are we doing this for?"
Until people just stop liking this book.
"No one liked it to begin with."
"Shut the hell up, Anti!"
ALRIGHT GUYS! LET'S MOOOOOOOVVVEE OUT!
*Readers faceplam* oh boy. What? *Readers start complaining about this chapter* ok listen I like to spediceye (Jacksepticeye reference) things up a little so I did this ok? I can't make this serious, but I'll do my funny updates. *readers shove me back to the computer* Now? But I have a sequel to work on. Fine, fine, I'll try....
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This Fucked Up Book (Crankseptiplier)
FanfictionAngel boy and his demon friends. Ethan the angel and Dark and Anti the demons are living under the same roof. Does Ethan have what it takes to keep them in line? What goes on in this crazy house? Let's find out!
