Teaching foreigners be like:
Filipino: the filipino af a shoe is "sapatos"
Foreigner: uhmm... Se-pe-tows?
Filipino: no, sapatos!
Foreigner: Se-pe-tows... Uhm.. Suphotos.
Filipino: sapatos nga putang ina

Teaching foreigners be like:
Filipino: the filipino af a shoe is "sapatos"
Foreigner: uhmm... Se-pe-tows?
Filipino: no, sapatos!
Foreigner: Se-pe-tows... Uhm.. Suphotos.
Filipino: sapatos nga putang ina