A Series of Slushies

2/8/17

Slushy Flavor: Cherry

  •Freeze your brain, swim in the ice, get lost in the pain. Happiness comes when everything's numb, who needs cocaine?

•I wish I had a hamster. I would name it Slushy.

•Jeez, I've been drinking slushies for three days straight.

•Why do boys think being polite to girls comprises their masculinity?

•The best slushies are foamy and leave your tongue slightly stingy.

•Who invented the slushy?

•7/11 slushies are pretty good.

•Can I get a brain freeze? *proceeds to chug slushy* No brain freeze but now my throat burns.

•Why do slushies make my tongue sting?

•And now I'm cold.

•The world would be a better place if we would all just sit down and have a slushy.

•*proceeds to hum Freeze Your Brain*

•Never eat warm food while drinking a slushy.

•I'm so weird.

•Wow this pasta is spicy.

•Would a cherry and Coke slushy just taste like a Dr. Pepper slushy?

•Why did it take me four tries to type Pepper?

•Aw man, my slushy is almost out.

•Okay wow this pasta is really spicy.