A Series of Slushies

3/15/17

Slushy flavor: orange dreamsicle

•flavor' pretty good even though it's more sweet than fizzy

•I should write my own short film

•at lot of it would be shot at gas stations though

•and I is shy

•my slushy consumption rate has gone up like 70% after watching Heathers

•poor JD

•movie JD was a prick though

•musical JD was a bit better

•Heather Chandler is a mythic bitch

•why do my sentences contain words like pulchritude and infinitesimal? Because then I speak sentences like "me no like."

•Gerard Way is a gift to the universe

•if you're bisexual but currently single, does that mean you're on.....standbi?

•oh Abby is going to kill me for that

•Hehe Jerry is a nobody

•but that pun was legendary

•info: my friends and I were doing an escape room for a birthday and we found a mannequin head and two hands. And the room was kinda creepy so I was hyped up on fear, hysteria, and adrenaline. So when Abby said she wanted to hang out with Jerry (Jerry's mannequin) I said, "Jerry is a nobody." And in that moment, everyone hated me

•*attempts to rap HeavyDirtySoul*

•*fails*