It was a complicated relationship. Cheese Grater enjoyed it, but caused Cheese great pain and was always emotionally unstable. Cheese hated the relationship, was hurt, but came out stronger. Gone from simple cheese block to the superior grated cheese, now cheese could be put on omelettes or used to make a cheese sandwich , or even a topping on a taco. Cheese Grater, however, was left dirty and sad, only able to watch Cheese become a star ingredient in fun and tasty dishes. When Grater was always he'd always say to himself, " Okay Grater, you got this. Just be gentle and grate her without hurting her. It can't be THAT hard. Maybe you will keep the relationship going." But, every time, he hurt the cheese, they ran off, and later made it big on a fancy soup. Until one day, Cheese Grater found something new. Pre- grater cheese. This cheese was kind, did not mind that his only purpose was to hurt her and made him laugh. Still, he was still sore over the countless blocky cheesecake relationships but Pre- Grate loved him.
She even helped him get a job for a pre- grater cheese commercial.
Lights, camera, ACTION! Sure cheese is awesome but now you can buy beautiful pre-grated cheese for only $5.25! So the Grater and Cheese can be friends again.
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FanfictionMy favourite ships from any fandom I can think of. ( maybe some inanimate objects too) Undertale belongs to Toby Fox. Steven Universe belongs to Rebecca Sugar I own only the inanimate objects.
