"AND AS USUAL, TILL 4:15 YOU MISCREANTS!" The principle, Barrage, slammed the door which made the two students in trouble (Well, one of them at least) wince at the loud noise. "One day or another that door is going to fall out." Said one of them. "Hahah! So true! Then it'll be easy getting in and out." Said the other as he brought out his knitting kit.
These two students were the main characters in the famous Canadian show (Which Sketchy watched until it fricken ended for the next season WITH A CLIFF HANGER) called Detentionaire. Lee Ping, Infamous Master Prankster who was framed and was sent to detention for a whole year including being grounded by his mother, Sue Ping, for a whole year. All it leads to is Radcircles, the man or woman (Or maybe even both) who is the ring leader of framing Lee. But what for?
The other student is A. Enigma's bully, Biffy T. Goldstein. He knew Ping could never pull something off like that on one whole night without the clean-freaks knowing thus he helps him get around school to find out who framed Lee by tracking him AND Barrage by cell phone. Reason why he's in detention? He's just there to finish his knitting Which Lee respects.
"Arrrghhhh...Nothing from Radcircles. It’s just the same knock knock joke...” Lee groaned, slamming his head on his desk. "Lee, you know he's not going to answer unless you get out there. Unfortunately they're cleaning the vents out." Biffy said. There was a slight mew and Rump jumped onto Lee's desk to cheer him up. "Hey Rump..." He greeted. "Say Biffy, when's Rump due? I told my mom about it and it might be a yes." Lee said, petting Rump. "Well she better hurry because it’s only five months away until the new litter comes by." Biffy said. Lee nodded. "I'll tell her that." He said. "And I'M going to name them! I'm not letting you give the new littler dumb names got it?" He said, finishing up his knitting. Lee just laughed.
Suddenly Rump started hissing at the small window which was the only light in the Detention room. "Rump? What’s up girl? What’s wrong?" Biffy said, putting down his knitting. "I...Think it’s outside..." Lee said. "Screw it, I’m going. Track me got it?" Lee said, opening the vents. "Alright then but it's not my fault if you get caught." Biffy said. Lee nodded and climbed into the vents to see what’s going on.
"Hey Lee...I think I know why Rump was hissing. You gotta get to the roof top. Take a left and there should be a staircase to the roof top. Everyone is on the football field." Biffy stated through the ear phone. "Got it." Lee said as he took the directions Biffy gave him. It didn't take long for him to reach the top but what Lee saw was unforgettable.
It was just a huge black hole. Thunderstorms surrounding it, harsh winds blowing and everyone was scared. They didn't know what the hell this is except for some people who actually pay attention in science class. "A Black Hole..." Lee said, watching the hole grow larger and larger. It was then there was a loud ringing sound and Lee only caught a glimpse of it. "What is that...?" He said. There was something falling from the Black Hole. Was it an alien? Or something else?
When it landed somewhere in the city, The Black hole screeched and started to close and everything was back to normal. Sure a few people fainted from the excessive noise, a few who had nose bleeds but no one was hurt real bad. "I gotta find it...” Lee said. He back-tracked to the Detention room before Barrage could Barge in (I am so sorry). "WELL THEN, YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THAT THE SKY WENT GREY. THAT’S BECAUSE A HUUUUGE BLACK HOLE CAME INTO THE SKY AND YOU TWO DUMB AND DUMBER JUST MISSED OUT ON IT! DIIIIISSSSMISSED!" He slammed the door again. "Well, it'll be all over MeTube." Biffy said, calming Rump down. "Or, I got it right here." Lee said, waving the phone at Biffy.
"What is that?" Biffy said, seeing the same thing fall out of the Black Hole. "I dunno but I’m guessing it’s an Alien." Lee said. "Can't be...Nothing escapes a Black Hole as far as we know?" Biffy said. "Oh so you do pay attention in science class!" Lee said. Biffy growled. "Only when it's interesting got it?!" Biffy replied. Lee laughed again which made Biffy growl at him again. "But seriously, whatever fell out of that must be dangerous." Biffy said. "Yeah...We'll talk when we get home?" Lee said. Biffy nodded and grabbed his stuff. "See you then." He said. "Later~" Lee said as the two left school.
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The Black Hole Theory
HumorSketchy, aka me, was pushed into a self created black hole by a trusted friend of hers! Now she has to find her way home by going through so many worlds and universes, some even containing famous cartoon shows! And what other side effects does she d...
