My best friend is a vampire

chapter XIV

Also published before,
Promise to make you laugh this chapter :) , if not i'll tickle you !
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My best friend is a vampire

Chapter XIV / XXXIX

Dylan's pov

"Dylan i might be a bit out of my mind if i had one but i'm not insane! I'm telling you i saw myself! Not in a mirror no i saw a human being who looks just like me!"

"Do you have a twin?"

"No"

"Then you are insane"

"Did you use to believe in vampires?"

"No"

"Then shut up"

"..."

"Dylan!"

"What didn't you tell me to shut up?"

Before Michael could open his mouth to speak i screamed "I GOT IT"

"Guess i'm not the only one a bit out of their mind" he said in a low voice

I started talking in the deep inspector voice : "if Joy says she saw me in the morning and talked to me and i say that didn't happen , and if you say you saw yourself , and i'm pretty sure we're not that crazy then maybe.. we have twins? I don't mean like biological twins , i mean an evil person who looks just like us trying to cause problems because well they can't just kill us like they are killing everyone"

"Oh my god i got it! I got it i got it i got it!" Michael said and i laughed at him

"Say it before you forget it" i said

"You think of me as an old man that forgets things?" He said faking he's offended

"Who told you old men forget things!" Dad 's head popped from the door "shame on you two!" He said laughing

We laughed at his sudden appearance

"Hey Mr.McWalt" michael said

"Hey Mike" he smiled at him then left

"My best friend is a microphone yaaaay!" I laughed

And a pillow was suddenly hugging me

"Wait.. we were talking about something serious weren't we?" I said

"We never talk about something serious.. oh yeah i was saying that i got it! See i don't forget and i'm not an old man"

"OLD MEN DON'T FORGET!" Dad's voice came from the living room and we both laughed so hard

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN OLD" michael said then i said "DAD STOP EARS DROPPING"

"FOR THE RECORD I'M 43 AND YOU'RE LOUD THATS WHY I HEAR YOU PRETTY WELL"

"I might rethink the whole "i won't forget" thing cause well i did" michael said quietly at me

"Hehe"

"Hehe? Seriously dude?"

We remained silent for like 5 minutes trying to remember what we were saying
(A/N bold is Dylan)
"Oh yeah i was saying that maybe Chris , Alice and O'donnel aren't actually themselves , like what if they're dead and these are their evil twins , like our evil twins , except that the guy can't kill us because we're vampires .. do you get me? Cause i'm talking in a really random way" michael said