*clapping from audience as red velvet curtain opens to reveal a stage*
Narrator #1: And now, the final award of the night, the Idiocy Award!
Narrator #2: The nominees are-
*screen turns on*
Narrator #1: Star in bringing three waters to school keeping them in her locker for weeks progressively drinking them all over time!
*screen plays videos of Star pulling water bottles out of her locker and drinking them*
*screen changes*
Narrator #2: Nutmeg in keeping a trash pocket in her backpack without ever emptying it out!
*screen shows camera zooming inside of Nutmeg's backpack, crowd gasps in disgust at the terrors inside*
*screen changes*
Narrator #1: April in having a panic attack thinking her English homework is due the next day when she actually dropped the class!
*screen shows a frustrated April angrily clicking random songs on her phone, barely listening out of rage*
Narrator #2: And the award goes to...
*drum roll*
Narrators #1 and #2: April!!!
*crowd cheers and claps as April walks on stage in a gown*
*April takes the award and walks up to the mic to speak*
April: Thank you all so much for your votes! I'm very grateful to have this, but I think this award truly goes to Star for wasting her time in writing this scene. Thank you all again!
*April majestically walks off stage and trips behind curtains as the crowd continues to clap and cheer*
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(A/N: So, this came up because I(April) was pissed off about an English project, as mentioned in this piece, and said "Someone give me an idiocy award." Hope you enjoyed it!)
(A/N: Written by Star, produced/edited by April.)
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Random, Funny Short Stories
RandomSo, Star, Nutmeg, and I(April) come up with tons of random ideas all the time. This book is going to be a compilation of a few of them. Written mostly by Star. Rated mature only because of swearing. Enjoy the stupidness!
