Things I have learned from fanfics so far:
•Spill your coffee on his shirt and he will fuck you in a day.
•Nando's is the only restaurant in the United Kingdom.
•Louis only wears red pants and a stripped shirt and eats carrots all day.
•The father is always abusive.
•The main character is never flawed.
•Eyes are not eyes, they are orbs.
•Harry's curls are edible chocolate.
•When I take my glasses off I look sexy.
•Messy buns are the only hairstyle on the world.
•It's not "Amazing" it's "Amazayn"
•Pop the "p" and you will get screwed in the nearest possible place.
•The main character is 15 and moves to London with 5 boys who are strangers to her.
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Dumb Fanfic Moments
ФанфикOkay now I know I'm not the first person to make one of these books blah blah blah. Anyways, I was inspired though. No I'm not copying anyone else's "Dumb Fanfic Moments" book whatsoever. Yeah, go on and say I'm a copy-catter. I'm not stoppin'...
