I did this thing in my first two books where every fifty I'd do a get to know me kind of thing but I completely forgot to do it for then on out
So I'm gonna start it up again
The first fifty mark will be pet peeves or things that annoy me/weird things I do, the halfway mark would be like an actual get to know me, then at one-fifty mark I'll have things that make me happy/another weird things I do
So yeah I just wanted to say that
Anywhore let's get started
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Things That Annoy Me
- When my brother doesn't flush the toilet like tf dude you're twelve
- when I mcfriggin mess up when singing or playing a song that I know like the back of my hand
- when I can't draw like it's impossible for me to get a drawing to look right
- just my brother in general seriously annoys me
- HOW IN NORTH AND SOUTH (a tv show about the Civil War it's super good) EVERY OTHER GUY IS DOUCHECANOE
- How my dog can smell bad after the first day of getting a bath, like WTFFF I just have you a bath yesterday how are you already stinky?????????
- WHEN PEOPLE CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING COMPLIMENT I AM PUSHING MY ANXIETY DOWN TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE PRETTY THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS SAY THANK YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE FUCKING 'Oh I'm ugly im not pretty ;((((((((((' BULLSHIT FUCK YOU YA KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UGLY JFC
- when people are constantly saying how much they suck. It seriously pisses me off like I understand every once a while as a joke because I do that too but if you do it all the time you're fishing. It's annoying, please stop
- my own feelings
- how in orchestra and we get assigned chairs for our grade after testing and people throw a fit over not getting first chair. WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK NOT EVERYONE CAN GET FIRST CHAIR IF YOU WANT FIRST CHAIR FUCKING PRACTICE YOUR ASS OFF JESUS HOW DO YOU THINK THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY GOT FIRST CHAIR DID IT?! IT TAKES A LOT OF HARD WORK YOU CAN'T PULL THAT SHIT OUT YOUR ASS
- How kid tv (Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network is getting good at it now because of Rebecca Sugar, bless that woman,) is scared of openly gay couples like wtf there's actual gay people in the world, kids are going to meet up with that if they hadn't already
- Myself, reading this is probably annoying you lmao
Weird Things I Do
- I dance and sing in the shower to any song that comes up on my Spotify. 'I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It' comes on and I'm dropping and getting cronk
- I quote The Shining and Silence of the Lambs, but it's only one line from either one lol
'*Weird breathing thing* Hello Clarice'
'Darling. Light of my life. I'm not going to hurt ya. I'm gonna bash your fucking brains in!'
- I say, 'I'm a normal human worm baby' a lot too
- I burst out singing random shit all the time
- I'm very open about sex even though I'm a virgin
- I love Dance Moms along with Soap Operas because they make me mad but I love it
- I want to know what it's like to have a dick so badly that I had a dream about it once but immediately forgot what it felt like when I woke up and I was so upset
- I quote vines like it's 2014
- I'll randomly drop it for no reason
- I'll randomly start dancing and my crush saw me doing my white girl horrible dancing and she started laughing but gave me a weird look
- I made a list of the Overwatch characters and on a scale of zero to ten how fuckable they are, zero being the most unfuckable and ten being the ultimate fuck. I also added comments that explained why each character got that certain rating
- Honestly this list could go on for ages I'm just really really really weird
Okay I'm gonna leave now
WAIT
WAIT
BEFORE YOU GO
I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY
People who voted for the fusion AU thingy
Invader Zim has three votes and Lazy Town has four
If you haven't voted yet please do and if you haven't just vote again here so I have them all in one place
Long story short
Vote again for the fusion thing in the comments
It's between Invader Zim and Lazy Town
Thank ya my lovely space nerds!
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