So you're through with dressing up for your first day of high school and now you're downstairs eating like a pig. Good for you, Glenn Coco. OH SHIT. DO YOU HEAR THAT? THAT BE THE BUS. BETTER GRAB YO SHIT AND HEAD OUT THE DOOR.
It's tricky being gay and the first day of high school is as well. Lots of kids prefer receiving a ride from their parents rather than the bus but since your family is poor as hell and can't afford gas, I guess you're stuck with riding the bus.
As you're running toward the bus, don't mess up your hurr or you gon' regret it. Now that you've entered the bus and you're standing before people you're going to get to know and hate with a burning passion, you just need to STAY CALM and take in a deep breath. While searching for a good seat to fill, it's best to take an empty seat so that if there are other kids who get on the bus after you, they're the ones who have to suffer sitting next to other people or you. If you can't find an empty seat, either find someone you know or find a cute guy and make it a daily routine. I prefer a window seat so I usually push a bitch seating at one and take her spot, but you can only do that once you have girl friends who tolerate you & can allow you to do that to them.
Now that you've found a seat next to Mr. I Wanna Suck Your Dick, don't. Do not fondle him in any way. You're too young and you know it. Do it when you're a Junior or when he's giving you a ride to school someday and pay him with a great morning BJ. That's the spirit!
Sometimes bus rides can be boring and too quiet, so what I like to do is bring a pair of earphones and listen to music. DO NOT BE ONE OF THOSE KIDS WHO WEARS THOSE MASSIVE INDUSTRIAL-SIZED HEADPHONES THAT COVER YOUR ENTIRE EAR OR ELSE YOU WILL LOOK RIDICULOUS AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR THE REST OF HIGH SCHOOL, just saying. Not even BEATS are allowed either.
As the bus begins to approach the school, don't be too nervous or you're going to sweat and be awkward and you don't want to be known as the awkward sweaty gay kid on the first day of high school.
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Guide to Being Gay in High School {Unfinished}
HumorYour resourceful guide on how to be gay in high school. From the beginning of Freshman Year up to the end of Senior Year, this guide will assist you on all your everyday major situations such as school work, classes, fashion tips, sports, bullies, r...
