Mildred and Jenna, best friends since high school and are room mates now. Mildred was just your ordinary girl until the one day, the one dreaded day the 17 of August 2011, Jenna and Mildred entered starbucks and were in line trying to see what to order. Mildred was ordering the caramel macchiato and Jenna was ordering just a latte and they shared a chicken sandwich.
They were about 20 minutes into their lunch until mildred was talking to Jenna about to sip her Frothy Caramel Macchiato until WHOOOPS her elbow slipped and she face planted into the table and her sandwich her caramel macchiato flew out of her hand and Jenna stared at her and was ashamed to be her friend at that moment. Mildred tried to play it off by leaning back in her chair but oh no Jenna knew what happened and hasn't let it slide until this very day. Mildred is now called slippy and is banned from starbucks, Jenna has to buy stuff for her from Starbucks because Mildred is a mess. Mildred just sits at home with her multiple cats and dreams of her one love a caramel macchiato. Mildred is a lonely cat lady who just wants a freaking caramel macchiato LET HER LIVE IN PEACE.
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Mildred and her dreaded elbows
HumorThis is a joke between my friend and i and we find it hilarious so please don't make fun of it lmao probably will delete soon
