Me : hey mom can I have some juice
Mom : yeah sure
Mom : * pours some bleach in a cup * drink your juice
Me : I-I watched you pour bleach in my juice
Mom :....D R I N K Y O U R J U I C E
Me :...* glubs down bleach * (ಠ‿ಠ) y-yummy (ಠ‿ಠ). (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ * runs *
YOU ARE READING
KARKAT'S BOOK OF FUCKING RANDOMNESS
HumorJUST A BUNCH OF RANDOM FUCKING STUFF THERE IS LITERALLY NO FUCKING NEED FOR A DESCRIPTION FUCKASSES WHY ARE YOU EVEN READING THIS READ THE BOOK
