Chips Of My Heart

CHIPS OF MY HEART [1]

"Do you think I'll get a chance to corner Nick and force him to confess his undying love for me??" Becca, my best friend, asked, pouting her lips at me.

"Sure! All you have to do is get him drunk and put on your kitten onesie- coz, he'll do anything for a pussy!!" I laughed with Becca. We both turned and looked over at Nick, who was standing with the rest of the guys in our group. I wonder if Becca will finally make her move this time?

Suddenly, a fat, ugly man with a head like a boiled egg stood up on the steps leading into the bus and called for everyone's attention.

"Okay everyone, gather round."

Mr. Underwood, the head of Biology and Chemistry science, cleared his throat and repeated himself slightly louder than the first time.

"Everyone! Gather around, please!"

I looked around at the rest of the class and saw that nobody was paying any attention whatsoever. Mr. Underwood smiled apologetically at the driver, before slamming his hand on the side of the bus, making a huge crash, which finally got everyone's attention.

"About time! How about everyone stops acting like preschool kids and pays some respect to the people who worked hard to provide this opportunity for you? I'm not your parent, and I shouldn't have to remind you how to behave!" Mr. Underwood exclaims angrily. Jeez, somebody woke up on the wrong side of the coffin today...

"Now that I have your attention, I would like to remind you that this trip is for educational purposes only, and is not just about fun and games, although I do hope you all enjoy yourselves at least a little bit. I hope you all realise what an opportunity this is, to actually go and stay for a week at such a prestigious Scientific Research Camp."

The rest of the class had begun to whisper and giggle again. I noticed that Sara, the school slut, was giggling with her friends and whispering with them behind perfectly manicured hands in my direction.

"Just ignore the bitches, Cadie. Probably talking about which STD's they plan on getting next!" Becca giggled in my ear. I choked out a laugh and shook my head at her. Seriously, trust Becca to come up with some witty remark during a lecture. Hearing Mr. Underwood clearing his throat disapprovingly, I turned my attention back to him.

"But I'm not here to lecture you, because you have your mummies and daddies for that. So, go get on that bus, and remember to tell me to mark you off on the list!"

All of a sudden a mad rush formed and swept me up, pushing me aside as a stampede of people rushed in front of me to get on the bus. I snorted and shook my head slightly as I joined the end of the line.

"You'd think they were giving out free cookies or some shit!" Becca smirked at me.

"Yeah, or maybe they heard they were giving out free signed copies of Becca's famous nudes?" I asked innocently.

Becca scowled at me jokingly and slapped my arm.

"Bitch! That was years ago! Besides, if you ever remind someone of that, I will post those photos of you on Santa's lap from last Christmas on Facebook!"

What!? Oh, HELL no! There was no way she would ever do that! I narrowed my eyes at her.

"You wouldn't dare!!"

She grinned at me evilly, and wiggled her eyebrows.

"Oh yes I would! GAY-dence!"

That was IT! She promised she would never use that stupid nickname again! I had been trying to seem cool in front the guys when we first met them, so I invited everyone out to a nightclub... How was I supposed to know it was a gay one!?! I ended up mortified in front of my new friends.... Especially since my BOYFRIEND at the time was there too!