bella
1. bella is not allowed to throw clothes that alice picked out the window
2.bella is not allowed to have a meat fight with jasper
3. or emmett
4. bella is not allowed to hide alice's credit cards to prevent going shopping
5. bella is not allowed to play truth or dare with emmett
6. or jasper
7. bella is not allowed to play truth or dare at all
8. bella is not allowed to throw a party with strippers
9. or at all
10. bella is not allowed to drink volka
11. bella is not allowed to break edwards piano
12. or blame it on jasper
13. or emmett
14.bella is not allowed to kiss carlisle
15. or jasper
16.or emmett
17. bella is not allowed to kiss anyone other than edward. period
18 bella is not allowed to kill aro
19. or marcus
20. or the voltori
21. bella is not allowed to eat jacob
22. or seth
23. or anyone
24. bella is not allowed to date mike
25. bella is not allowed to dress up as lady gaga
26. bella is not allowed to let renesmee go out with jacob behind edwards back
27. bella is not allowed to break "The Vase"
28. or the tv.
29 bella is not allowed to break the furniture
30. bella is not allowed to rip this up
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