Matt. Are you there Matt. Matt. Matt.
Gosh I like spelling. Neehehhe.
MATT YES THAT IS. ME YES.
I thought he was drinking TEA
Tom, we know about you love and love and you killed your girlfriend in that cheezi- wait how do you spell that.
Tom: how do you spell your face
Edd: well
Matt: *intense vibration*
Tom: oh my
Matt: DID SOMEONE SAY face..?
Tom: *raises hand* that was me sir
Matt: I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYTHING OUT OF YOUR UGLY ROTTEN MOUTHS EXEPT FOR SIR!
TomMattEddTord: SIR YES SIR
*in distance* can I call you Hillary
Matt: Y- wait. Tord why are you here?
Tord: YEAS IM BERY TRUSTWORTHY IM NOT EVIL NOPE NOT ONE BIT SO I CAN BE A FRIEND OF YOURS CAUSE IM NOT EVIL AT ALL BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS EVIL WHEN I WAS PICKING THE LOCK TO A *cough* certain room. BUT NOOOO THIS NARRATOR HAS TO HAVE DIFFERENT STYLES FOR EVERY FUKIN THANG! SO SHE THOUGHT THAT WHEN I SAID, "old friend."
SHE WAS LIKE, "yes. This shiznits is very, chin like."
Matt: Matt
Edd: I do agree with that sentence of trustworthiness.
Tom: your all idiots
Matt: BUT you hang out with us
Tord: *in distance* owned..!
Tom: m. Your good. I'm gonna stop it's like 2 am rn so yeahhhh
YOU ARE READING
Eddsworld on crack/my weird thoughts
Short StorySo. These are things that come to mind, hope you don't get scared . _ .
