Eddsworld on crack/my weird thoughts

Hellooooo

A fresh day reminds me of a towel

Oh yeah did I mention this is also my weird thoughts book as well
Hahhh.. well I mean just read the title. M I moved my finger like 26 times to wright that. Wait brb I'm gonna see how many letters there are with spaces

K back so I think 36 idk I can't rn
My leg is flopping on my chair that's meant for sitting on my my foots on it

...My foots sitting. I'm a clever man
But i have bo- I'm not gonna finish that sentence but like I barley have any lol anwaysssss,
One time I had a frog and I was like,
NO FRIG THINGIES PIMPLE THI- SHIET I DONT KNOW (yes quiet the knowing kid) and I walked down to another part of my house that's ACTUALLY DOWNSTAIRS BUT ITS LIKE A BASEMENT BUT NO ONE EVEN USES IT so I went down there and found a frog on the porch and I was like "oh fuk yeah. Two fukin frogs."
And then, all of the sudden, a wonderful (not) idea came to mind.
And lil tiny teal was a very.. set to mind kid, meaning once I do something, I HAVE to finish it. (Not so much anymore aka my life) so I wasn't gonna stop this until my idea explodes in air which would be weird cuz it's like my head would explode. Anyways, so I would make the frogs kiss. Yep 😐.
Girl they were like,
Frog: SHIT SHE GOT US
Frogwardo: dammit not again
*makes frogs kiss*
Frog: this is so fricken gay
Teal: I SUPPORT!
Frogwardo: wait she can hear us
Teal: hell ya man

And that's another story.
Well gtg I need to find
An outro