ChargedMetal (Original.)

Chapter 11

{Welome to Pun Hell}

Everyone was eating breakfast in silence. Baby decided to fix it.

"Do any of you wonder what it would be like if you hit your alarm clock, and it hit you back?" She asked, to everyone shaking their heads.

"I think it would be Alarming!" She said. Giggles soon filled the kitchen room.

"Baby, was that necessary? I can see it was punny, but really?" Ballora retorted, which caused more giggles.

"Pun War, huh? Toucan play that game!" Baby announced. The Pun War had begun.

An hour passed, and no one heard any puns. Relief passed through everyone.

"Hey, guys! What's the most pessimistic state in South America? Hate-i!" Baby joked as she came into the living room.

Ballora walked out of the kitchen. "Baby, there's Norway that was a good joke." She responded, a smirk on her face. Bonnie, Funtime Foxy, and Ennard got up and walked out of the room.

"Hey Freddy! You know your beary nice!" Baby told Funtime Freddy as he was walking down the hall.

"Stop Baby. You're acting childish." He walked away, leaving her standing.

"Oh Baby, seems Freddy finds your puns unbearable." Ballora walked up and said to Baby. Baby turned to face her with agitation in her look.

"You need to Lays off, Ballora." Baby said as she pulled out a bag of Lays chips and handed them to Ballora. Baby left her and went to the kitchen. Ballora gave up, and went to her room.

"You need something Baby?" Clemont asked Baby as she stood beside him as he was washing dishes.

"Hey Clem, I MagneMight be attached to you!" Baby told Clemont. He put his hand on his face and started laughing.

"Baby, why?" He chuckled.

"Well, I thought, Wynaut tell some puns?" She said back. He laughed even more.

"This is really Onixspected, Baby." He said, with a look of competition on his face. Baby got ready for a battle. A pun battle.

"This will be as easy as catching a Rattata." Baby stated.

"You're Absolutely wrong, bud." Clemont responded.

A half an hour passed by, and the two were still making puns. Clemont said he needed to go to his room, and Baby followed him without him noticing. He was changing into his suit when she walked in.

"B-Baby?! Why are y-you in here?!" Clemont said, flustered. She walked in and sat on his bed.

"I can't Bayleef you're embarrassed about me being in here. You do know you have the bottom part of your suit on?" Baby said. Clemont sighed. He sat down beside Baby on the bed.

"Why are you still making puns?" He asked.

"It's fun, Clemont. That's why." She responded.  "Why are you being so Grumpig about this?" Clemont stifled a laugh.

"Baby, please. I've given you enough Chanseys already." He said. "Now would you please stop with the Pokemon puns?"

"Fine, but there's no Shaymin saying them from time to time." The room erupted with their laughter.

"Sweet Arceus, Baby! You're  gonna kill me with those puns!" Clemont giggled.