Zodiacs as Hobbies!

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Aries: Does one thing then gives up, does something else then gives up etc

Taurus: Eating and getting diabetes

Gemini: Swimming...in the lakes of hell.

Cancer: Scrabble, spends all night thinking of words.

Leo: Drunk Dancing, yep let's go clubbing every night.

Virgo: Watching Netflix and never stopping because they want to see what happens in the next episode.

Libra: Sleeping, maybe they are just dead.

Scorpio: Kidnapping and Killing....

Sagittarius: Being late for their train to a place with no trains so they can never be late for a train again.

Capricorn: Aggressively shutting all the doors because mum NEVER SHUTS THEM PROPERLY!

Aquarius: Hoarding and snuggling with pets, soon they will die of suffocating in the air of animals.

Pisces: Knitting...maybe a thing to hang themselves with...

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