How the signs got expelled

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Aries: Breaking someone's nose.

Taurus: Ordered lots of pizzas using the principal's credit card.

Gemini: Changing their grades on their teacher's computer.

Cancer: Called the teacher a stupid cunt.

Leo: Got caught watching Hentai in class.

Virgo: Hacked the school's wifi and disabled fire walls.

Libra: Snuck in some vodka into their water bottle and threw up in class.

Scorpio: Stalking a cute teacher outside of school.

Sagittarius: Brought their cat to school and it scratched someone.

Capricorn: Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall.

Aquarius: Threatened someone with scissors.

Pisces: Setting off the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for.
  

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