Sanity is Falling [Creepypasta Reader Insert] [!Swearing!]

|•The Room and the Pyromaniac Steampunk•|

|•THIRD PERSON POV•|
The genderless human and colorful, cheerful slender brother walked down the halls, eventually coming to a beige door, it was plain, with no intricacy whatsoever. The human planned to change that, and they ran a hand over the, what was obviously recently polished, wood. It felt smooth, like it had been sanded, and they smiled lightly as their fingers brushed against the beige wood.
"Well, goodbye then! Hope you get settled in well!" Said the ferrule voice of Splendorman. The human nodded, giving him a thumbs up, earning a slight laugh from the both.
The genderless human looked at the door, smiled as they thought of the color they might put for the door. They then breathed in the scent of the rotting wood from the other nearby halls, as well as the scent of old blood. They then pushed open the door, and their eyes widened. It was a fairly nice room, with a queen size bed that had a canopy, the canopy was beige, and the bed had no sheets or pillows. To the right was a walk in closet, with neat shelves and a rack for clothes. To her left was a nice, snow white desk. It had a black office chair, and there was a fairly new looking black tablet. It was a Samsung, and next to it was a nearly wrapped cord to charge it. There was a pencil basket, and next to the desk was a small little garbage can. To the corner left of the bed and right of the desk was a shelf with books, and a comfortable looking chair with a fuzzy, raven black heart pillow in the crease of the chair. The corner to her right held a pot, with beautiful [Flowers].
The human walked in fully, admiring the, in their eyes, marvelous room. On the floor, there was a new black carpet that they hadn't noticed before. They took note that they would have to get sheets for the bed, stuff to go on their desk, books, and some things from their cabin they could grab would go on the shelves. They then noticed a pretty barren area, and mentally added a mini fridge to their list, as well as paint.
"Holy hell, this room is amazing! Why do YOU get it?" Asked a male voice. He seemed grumpy, so the human swiftly turned on their heel, walked up to the male, whom was a pouting link lookalike, and put their fingers at the corner of his lips, and turned it upwards.
"There. Now you're happy." The [Hair Color]ette said, holding back a laugh because his eyebrows furrowed, and it just looked plain weird.
"What the hell are you doing. Who are you. Does slender even know you're here...?" He shot the questions.
|•Your POV•|
I frowned. He asked too many questions. I took my fingers from his face, and looked back at the breathtaking room. I walked away him, to the living room. Toby was chatting with an unfamiliar person, if the Creepypastas can even be called that, Masky and Hoodie were in the kitchen, Jason and Jeff were on the couch and in front of them was Dark Link. Suddenly someone popped up infront of my face. That wasn't what made me jump. What made me jump was that they, for one, had gear-like eyes, and two, they were upside down. I backed away, looking up, and they were suspended from a chain. It looked like a she, actually, and she wore a steampunk outfit. A white blouse, a tailcoat vest, pin-stripe pants, goggles, and some plain light brown boots. The chain looked rusted and unsafe, now that I think about it...
"Hello there. If you can walk in and Jeff doesn't attack you, that means you're allowed here, so, hi! I'm Gadget. I guess you're the reason Slenderman was setting that room up. He even had Eyeless and Trenderman help him! Usually he does it himself, but I guess since that was only yesterday, he was on a tight schedule. They didn't know what color so they went with beige. And that one black heart pillow. Anyways, welcome to Slender mansion! You better watch out for Offender-"
"If Offenderman comes within five feet of me I'm chopping his dick off." I stated calmly. She let out a laugh.
"So you know? Nice. That sounds like something Jane would say." She managed to say after catching her breath.
"YOU! WHAT ARE-" began a male voice. It sounded like BEN.
"BEN, SHUT YOUR MOUTH. THEY'RE HERE CAUSE OF SLENDER." Said another male voice. I think it was Jeff.
"Oh..."
"Children, what is a the ruckus?" Asked a familiar voice. I sighed in relief.
"Slender, can I go shopping? I'm going to need money, something to write a list on, and... Means of transportation, and by that I mean a car." I said, staring him in his faceless face. My neck hurt because of this.
"Ah, of course child. Would anyone else like anything from the city?" Questioned Slenderman.
"I'd like some more clothes." Jane said.
"Can they get me a new dress?" Sally asked.
"I n-eed something t-to shar-pen my hatchet-ts." Toby stated.
"Cream cheese bagels." Hoodie huffed out.
"Is that all?" Slenderman asked.
"A tea set?" You can guess who asked this.
"Of course, Sally." I said. Then a new voice spoke up.
"Hey, slender, if we're talking about what we need, I need a new welding torch. My last one broke. And matches." It sounded female, and insane.
"Ah, of course. Our new housemate is going to the store. They can get it for you." Slender said, turning his face to the stairs. It was a girl, around 21 maybe. She had fiery orange hair, wore one of those masks you see welders wear, and she had t-shirt that faded from red, to orange, then finally yellow. Underneath the t-shirt was a black long sleeved shirt, and she had on blood red skinny jeans with burnt umber colored converse boots.
"Oh, okay." She turned to me. "Well, hi there. I'm Spark. Can ya get that for me?" She asked. I nodded, and a list of everything, including the things I made a mental note of, appeared in my hands.
"Thanks. The car..?" I asked after thanking him.
"On the road that's by the edge of the woods. Jack, take them there please. You never know if Rake could be out."  He demanded.
"Sure." Said someone in a black hoodie, some regular gray sweatpants, pitch black converse and a blue mask with dripping ooze. That's the one Toby was conversing with earlier.
I waved, and he did the same, then motioned for me to follow him. I did so without question. He opened the door, gesturing for me to go first. I quirked an eyebrow, but did so. I don't really plan on dying before I can murder someone.
Once outside, I heard footsteps and the click of the door closing. I let him lead the way.
"So, what's your name?" I asked. I heard Slender say something about Jack, but he's probably got more to it than that.
The man looked at me for a moment, then replied. "Eyeless Jack. Call me EJ." He said. I nodded. Soon enough we came to the road, and right there was a [Color] [Car Type]. I stared in wonder. Then, seeing EJ leave, I called out a thanks. Apparently he didn't hear me, because he was still going. I sighed, and turned back to the car. I got in, and sitting in the passenger seat was the keys. Picking them up, I inserted them in the ignition, and soon enough it roared to life. I began my drive to the first thing on the list: Clothes. Might as well get myself some too. Anyways, I went down the road, took a right, straight, left, right, and on the left side of the street was it. [Clothing Store]. I walked in after parking and locking the car, and I do have my keys thankfully. I went over, and picked out some black dresses, black sweaters, anything that I thought Jane would look good in. Then, I shuffled over to a [Color] flannel. I grabbed it, then I saw a black laced tank top and some shiny black leggings. I grabbed those, and a few more outfits. The cart was about halfway full. I then walked over to pay, I had been given a wallet with a quadrillion dollars in it. So I paid, and with the grocery bags in hand, I put it in the [Trunk/Back], and set on my way to get Sally some stuff. I settled for Toys R Us, and picked up a tea set, a new friend for her bear Charlie. This friend for Charliewhich was a black bear. Walking out, I went to [Kids Clothing Store], and got Sally a nice laced pink dress {above}. Then I was on my way to get that welding torch and matches. I went to [Store Name], and found the welding torch. It wasn't cheap, but it wasn't pricy either. I eventually found the matches, after much asking and many wrong turns. I found the counter after a bit of wandering and paid, leaving and setting it in the back with everything else.
Oh boy, next up is the bakery. I went to the NaDe Kafe, first. It was a new cafe, so I got a small treat: a [Flavour] latte. I was soon on the road again, looking around. I eventually found one named the Cornish Bakehouse. Did I forget to mention we were in Cardiff? Oh. Anyways, I walked in and asked for five dozen cream cheese bagels. I soon found myself ordering cupcakes for Sally's tea parties. Once I had it, I gave them the exact money since I did not wanna deal with change. On the road, I realized I had forgotten something. Quickly checking the list out of the corner of my eye I saw the word sharpener, and knew what I had forgotten. I changed my course to somewhere I could get an axe sharpener jig. I knew it wasnt exactly for hatchets, but I knew enough to know it'll do. Finally finding the right place, I realized it had what was needed to paint my room and some of my furniture, so I got that too. Soon enough I had been on my way to a shop I could get things for my bed. I came across... Target? Huh. Anyways, I walked in through the door, causing a small jingling. I saw a sign that said bedding, and swiftly strode over to that isle. It was a little ways to the left, and when I was there I found [Color] sheets, a black throw pillow and white pillow sheets along with the regular, uncased beige pillows. I made my way over to the blankets, and soon saw a [Color] plush blanket, grabbing it before looking at my list. I had pencils and at least three sketchbooks on here, so I made my way over to the arts and crafts, grabbed three XL [Color] sketchbooks, Prismacolor regular pencils as well as prismacolor pastels and colored pencils. I went to the bookstore, and bought several fiction books. Warriors, Survivors, Maze Runner series, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, etc. I bought them, and used up only half of what I had left. Huh, I have a hundred still. I decided to buy actual tea as well a ingredients for a devil food cake and I was on my way back to the mansion. I thought, 'Slenderman, I'm ready,' as I pulled up where I was left. Sitting there was Spark and Gadget, the pyromaniac and steampunk.