Encre x Falacy

French

THIS CHAPTER WILL BE IN FRENCH! MOSTLY! PARTLTY! I don't really know...

Encres pov:

fallacy semble très content  dernièrement.  (Fallacy seems very happy lately)
Je pense que c'est parce que de jasper. (Ok I'm gonna stop with the French for now XD) any who I walked up to fallacy "hi how are ya?" (Spongebob? Any one? Ha ha... no? ._.
Awww) "heh hey encre." " I want to show u something" I held up baby jasper "BLAH BL-BLAH" jasper said. " I don't say blah bl-blah." (Hotel Transylvania anyone? I know I'm FRICKING retarded. Ya know what? I GIVE UP ON THE 700 WORDS THING XD ITS KILLING ME!!!) suave came in and fanboyed (is that even a fricking Frickbag word?... IS FRICKBAG A WORD? KCJAKDJFNEOAK)  I put jasper back in his bed ( look I will not write crib XD it reminds me of a jail cell for babies. Jeez XD) I walked into fallacys bedroom and put on his cape. Hmm this fits nice I thought. Then fallacy entered. " WHY are u wearing my cape? "I didn't know how to explain that. So screw it.
" Because I look fabulous in it. " JAZZ HANDS!
" ok then... " fallacy flew up close to me "heh heh heh shorty..." " I AM NOT SHORT! " I swore at him in French after I said that. He gasped " don't say that in front of jasper" he held jasper in my face. Jasper poked my nose.
" oh please I don't think jasper knows swears-" "Fucked ass bitch " jasper said "FALLACY DID U TEACH HIM HOW TO-" "yes."  " WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?!" He shrugged and set jasper in his baby jail. (Screw it I'm going with baby jail.) fallacy Huged me and whispered "it's ok does da little child need a diaper change?" "FALLACY I MIGHT BE SHORT BUT IM NOT A FREAKING CHILD!" I yelled. Suave came in " OK MY LORD I THINK ITS TIME FOR BED..." suave took him to his room and came back " I'm sorry lady encre. He gets grumpy when-" "I'm sorry I was the one yelling not him."
( END OF CHAPTER BECAUSE IM LAZY AS HELL. XD any who should I do another lemon? Hahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm mentally insane.... LOOK OUTSIDE UR GOD DAMN WINDOW TO FIND A UNICORN BARFING INK! YUP IN THE NEXT CHAPTER THERE MIGHT BE LEMONS SO GET UR TOYS READY or not i don't really care.)