Keith: Okay, we have got to explain this math thing to Shiro to save their relationship.
Lance: It's not about the math. They haven't seen each other because of all the battles we've been in lately. They just need to bone.
Keith: What? Gross! Lance, that's our dad!
Keith: I mean.. That's not what I think. Leader Dad is just my friend.
Lance: Wow.
[Later]
Lance: You and Allura just need to bone.
Shiro: What did you say?
Keith: Please don't say it again.
Lance: I said you two need to bone.
Shiro: How.. dare you, Lance. I am the leader of Voltron!
Shiro: [5 minutes later] Bone!
Shiro: [10 minutes later] What happens in my bedroom, Lance, is none of your business.
Shiro: [20 minutes later] Bone?!
Shiro: [40 minutes later] Don't ever speak like to me like that again.
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