Dan: So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for ten minutes or 4,000 degrees for one minute.
Phil: Dan, no, that's not how you make cookies.
Dan: FLOOR IT???
Phil: DAN NO
Dan: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR ONE SECOND
Phil: DAN YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Dan: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
Phil: D A N
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