The Book Of Epicness ☺

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JaMi- Ok, this is our first book, probably full of random shit we do. Like we call chat rooms and omegle and stupid stuff -.- haha but yeah, that's us for you! Enjoy ;3

Tunny-okai Uhh what she said.

^_^ Deticated to Our first fan before we even posted FAN!

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Ok so Tunny decided to dress up like a boy :/ Like a hoodie bandana over her mouth and shades.Lol. I don't know why...but she did and she happened to end up video chatting with a bunch of girls on omegle. This is the conversation they had.

-Tunny logs on omegle video but keeps skipping the perverted people. She happened to stop to mess around with a group of girls-

Girl1: Daaayuuum.

Tunny: What?

Girl1: what's your phone number?

Tunny: 911 {How original!}

Girl1: Dumbass

-All girls giggle-

-Tunny fixes her shades but happeneds to be wearing green contacts-

Girl1: what color are your eyes?

Tunny: Blue.

Girl1: Jew.

Tunny: Shut up snaggle tooth. {The chick had something what sticking outta her mouth? Wut. Lol.}

-Girl1 gasps-

Tunny: That's right.

-Girls continuessly shout 'Show something!'- (Gets weird here! lol)

Tunny: Like what? ;)

-Girl2 strips in the background, Well girl3 starts pretending to bang other chick- WTF?!?

Girl1: STRIP!

Tunny: No!

Girl1: why?!

Tunny: Because if I throw my clothes the troll will take them!

Girl1: What Troll?!

-Tunny picks up her dog and shows them-

-Girl1 stand there with a blank expression-

Girl1: well can I have your phone number?

Tunny: I'm to poor, I live in a homeless shelter.

Girl1: How did the troll get there?

Tunny: I found him in my underwear drawer!

Girl1: Show me your undies!

Tunny: No there crusty!

Girl1:if you live in a shelter,Then why do you have, like all those clothes? (Totally ignores the crusty undies xD)

Tunny: Imma stripper!

Girl1: Then strip!?

Tunny: No I'm to insecure! {LOL!}

Girl1: Wut. Do you have a penis?

Tunny: What's a fenis?

Girl1: A PENIS, SHOW US?!

Tunny: nah bro, I have both.

Girl1: -exits-

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I know it's short will probably do some prank calls or something at our next sleep over. Till then laugh at that ^ lol.

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