~Omegle bitches~

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Chapter 2~OMEGLE BITCHES!~

-Goes on omegle video chat-

Kid1: Hey

Jami: Hi

Kid2: cool baby

Jami: HE SAID COOL BABY!

Tunny: I found her!

Kid1: at the Park?

Jami: What.

Kid1: I get mine from the park. (O.O.....)

-Disconnects-

Kid1: Hey

Jami: Hi

Kid1: she looks hot (as in tunny)

Jami: oh

Kid2: nice baby.

Kid1: Tits?

Jami: No.

kid2: Why?

Kid1: Awww your making me sad..why?

Jami:because your ugly. (lololololol little 11 year olds)

Kid2: shut up bitch.

Jami: fuck you.

-Disconnects.-

Guy: Hey

Tunny: he has a bowl cut!

-all of us laughing-

Jami: he's a fag, He has Justin Beber hair!

-Jewel gives him the middle finger-

Jami: can't we Atleast talk to him first?

Tunny: stop jewel!

Guy: yeah julie

Jami and Tunny: who the fuck is Julie?

Guy: Julia?

Tunny: Yeah its jew--

Jewel: don't tell him my name!

Guy: Jew-lee-uh

Jewel: you spelt it wrong!

Jami: (-.-) he's explaining what It sounds like!

Guy: TITS OR GTFO!

Jewel: ok (grabs monkey and pretends to cover its boobs)

Jami and Tunny: -bursts out laughing -

Jewel: -takes of monkeys hands- AHHHHHHHH!

-All of us laughing-

Guy: -disconnects-

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During the making of this chapter we were listening to sex noises from a movie down stairs. We started laughing xD were so immature. And we started laughing when Christofer Drew said 'Sex' in the song 'making love' and we laughed when we heard what the song 'losing it' by nevershoutnever was about...IMMATURE xD. Well this was long authors note back to the omegle shit. (this was random)

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-enter new chat-

Tunny: holy shit she looks 7!!

Girl: I'm fourteen

Tunny: Asians are small

Jami: HAHAH SHE LOOKS LIKE 5!

Tunny: I know!

Jami: -blasts nevershoutnever 'Coffee and Cigarettes'-

Girl: what's that song?

Jami: the best song.

Tunny: she's so small! -giggles-

Jami: -laughs-

Girl: Fuck u -disconnects-

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