NOTE: this is a joke. We did not take this seriously and we are very very sorry.
Mary and Martha MOANED "ABE HARDER DADDÍ!!!"
Then George walked in."MARTHA??"
"Im sorry George!"
"How could u do this without me????" George takes off his shirt to reveal his rock hard abs (and lets just say that wasn't the only thing that was rock hard).
Abes abs were like a steel bridge connecting Martha and Mary together like peanut butter and jelly.
Abe then spoke up to George and said "Wanna climb on this Mount Rushmore?"
George had on his bedroom eyes. And it soon became only about the men in the room. Poor Martha and Mary (they'll keep themselves busy though).
Then Furg walked in.
"Alright." He said and took off his shoes.
George smirked at Furg and giggled "Well, well Bernie how did you know my kink?"
Abe frowned. "Guys you're not paying enough attention to me. Bring that sausage party over here."
The guys all congragred on th bed. They started touching eachother ALOT. Abe aka the Ab man, smirked and his two "slaves" were cumgragred.