Chapter 5 - So much more than you're currenlty demonstrating.

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*Troy*

I awoke in the morning feeling hungover and lonely.

I lie in bed for a good half hour, debating whether or not to get up. I mean, it's not like there's anyone in the house to make me get up. I was the oldest in the orphanage, seeing as the few who were older than me finally got released... lucky bastards.... And I was the only one who had graduated (though I did the bare minimum and gradded 6 months early) and didn't have to wake up to go get the life sucked out of me. Ha. Suckers.

But alas, now I was stuck in this big house with nothing but my thoughts, since Henry was always out doing errands till late. I guess I could jack off loudly. No one to hear. I could play some soulful music. No one around to judge. Or I could go snoop through others things... Hmm.. What to do?.... When my stomach growled I settled for stuffing my face.

Not bothering to put on a shirt or pants, I shove my headphones in my ear, tucked my ipod into my boxers and jogged downstairs while singing along to mah Ol' Dirty Bastards..

Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya

gimme the mic so I can take it away!

off on a natural charge bon-voyage

yeah from the home of the doge brooklyn squad

Swinging around the corner to the fridge my eyes land on some eggs and cheap bacon.  I start to do a little happy dance which quickly turns into a breakdown.

Wu-Tang killer bee's on a swarm

rain on your college ass disco dorm

for you to even touch my skill

you gotta put the one killer bee and he ain't gonna kill now

Finding a clean pan, I lay out some bacon. Mmmm. Bacon.

Getting stoked, I start singing louder and dancing crazier.

chop that down, pass it all around

lyrics get hard quick cement to the ground

for any em-cee in any fifty two states

I get  PSYCHO, KLLA, NORMAN BATE-

As I swirl around on my feet while wiggling my butt, I realise I am in fact, not alone...

OOOPPSS!!

"Urrrh...HEY!" I grin sheepishly, while rubbing the back of my neck as I face the object of my desire, as he holds a spoon full of cereal halfway to his mouth, with an astonished look on his cute face and a book open in front of him.

He looks me up and down as if i've grown pink feathers on my balls. Then he shakes his head, regains his composure and resumes eating. 

Wow.  I think, turning back to my breakfast, that's actually really nice, I thought for sure he would hav-

Suddenly there is a loud clatter of a spoon hitting a bowl and a loud outburst of hysterical laughter.

My shoulders slouch and I turn around slowly giving him my evilest glare. He just laughs harder, mimicking my dance moves (badly!) and then collapses onto the counter in a fit. Asshole.

"Whatever dude! You know you liked it." I say giving up on being embarrassed and giving him a wink.

"Man!" He says wiping his tears and catching his breath. "That is the gayest thing I have ever seen you do. Oh man. I can't wait to tell everyone." He chuckles while going back to his cereal.

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