Phil LESTER. the innocent tol smol sunshine get bullied by tan Howell but then for senior year he has a massive glo up and gets even more sassier to defend himself. Woo
But Then FALL In LoVE AnD smuTTyyness yayza
(Grammatical errors are ironic)
FOR phil that was extremely awkward. But he enjoyed it. And as the day ended phil went home. And that night he gets a message from dan on Instagram saying "hey philly willy" and phil is left confused but ignores the message.
For the rest of the night. Phil decides to watch riverdale and AND fell asleep. ~~
Phil woke up the next day and got ready and put on his school uniform, had some breakfast and went to school. As he approaches the school, He sees his least fav person with his friends..Dan.
Dan has caught him looking at him and returned a smirk his direction. Phil looks away awkwardly, and continues walking inside the school.
Unfortunately, Phil and dan have the same class together in period 1.
For a weird change today, dan sat beside him. He made a student move and obviously they listened because dan is known as the "badass" of the school.
During class time, dan whispered to phil "why did u ignore my message last night you fricking frick " and phil replied sassily "because you're an ass crak who shitposts too much" phil winked and dan just shut up. Then the teacher speaks up "oh is there anything you would like to say to the class Phil"
Phil then had a lump in his throat, "no, danny boy here was just annoying me and I had to get him to shut up" Phil said and the teacher replied, "oh well it would be nice if both of you can 'shut up' because I am trying to teach a class here"
Leaving the whole class shocked, "that was really rude" , said dan "shut up dan you're acting like a peasant"
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"You can't say that." Dan replied. "Well I just did" the teacher had said. ~~ It was lunch time by now and phil had went to go get some noodles for lunch. Phil had went outside by the water fountain. And then dan noticed him and went to go sit beside him. And phil thought he was going to torment him, but then before you know it , dan says "hey bitch, do you have some lunch money, a dolla will make me holla hunny booboo "
"Yes I do but it's for myself, boi" phil says. "Fine then, give me both of yo nipples- I mean some of your noodles" dan says awkwardly smiling. And then phil gave dan a noodle. "That's not the only noodle I can give you ((; " phil says. "What" "Nothing" "Tell me what you said phil." "I said do you have a poodle" "Bullshit"
And after lunch they both went off to class and had a jolly good time..not class is shit lol. By the end of the day. They both went their own ways home. ~~ That night phil went to sleep thinking of that oddly beautiful moment he shared with dan at lunch. "Am I falling in love with a walking meme? What is going on with me?" Phil asked himself and fell asleep.
Hey wasup sorry that chapter seemed rushed, it was lol. My parents said supper was ready so I had to hurry but ya I hope you enjoyed this semi cheesy chapter. I'll update tomorrow if I don't forget. Anyways happy Valentine's Day my dudes. And also, who else spent their Valentine's with dan on his live show bc me ;')
