He's Not So Innocent (SasuNaru Fanfiction) [BoyxBoy]

A Pink Kunoichi's Make Over

Naruto woke up clean and fresh as the clock struck 12 in the afternoon, recalling everything that was said and happened over the course of yesterday. "Ah that's right," he thought, as he stretched his back with a yawn. Suddenly, the bottom lip of his face began to twitch. That said twitching lip twitched even more as a bubble of laughter erupted from his stomach. The tears swelled up into his eyes as he walked across his room and picked up the clothing.

As he held it up for a closer look, a note fell gracefully to the floor. He picked the note up and read it aloud to himself.

"Dear Naruto,

Sakura made this dress out from scratch and her amazing imagination. We definitely made sure it was the right size for you. It may be a little tight, but that's for more effects." And she put a little winking face, which made him scoff with a bright blush fresh on his cheeks. He continued to read to himself as it said, "You should already know the colors since your looking at this note/letter. And it has the perfect blend of them that you like also."  Noted, "So we want you to put it on and walk around with it ALL DAY. We mean it Naruto, seriously. We'll always be passing you up or having a person looking out to make sure."

Insert another smiley face with the "LMAO" letters next to it. He really wondered how long these girls wanted to dress him up. Eh… he rather not know the answer to that question. "Now, our little Naruto; Wait… we can't call you OURS anyways since you belong to a certain boy." Damn those winking faces. They were pissing him off since they were mocking him silently on this stupid piece of paper. "In the sky blue box are your accessories and such. We left instructions on how to put each of them on. Have fun~!"

The sentence had ended with multiple x's and o's, plus a few hearts here and there with a post script that he really just now noticing was there.

"We WILL take pictures. You have how been WARNED, so don't complain when we take the damned things. Okay! Because we won't take mercy on you and it wouldn't matter when you whine and bitch. We're doing it because we want picture of you in beautifully made attire." And there goes another fucking "LOL". Kami, the faces were really pissing him off even more. Maybe because he believed that the damned faces were mocking him still, really. His mind kept thinking that the smilies were haunting him.

"Love, Ino, Sakura and Hinata."

"HINATA?!?!" He couldn't believe it; they dragged the poor girl into this mess. Shaking his head, he decided that he was going to wear whatever outfit that they made for him. It should be something masculine right? He was a boy after all. Smiling to no one in particular, he opened the box behind the article of clothing he still had close to his face. He really thought that his masculinity and pride couldn't be damaged too much more.

He groaned loudly with a smack to his forehead, which … he regretted it very quickly; his temple stung and began to thump in protest to what had hit it. Then, he began to hear Kyuubi starting to laugh. It was a small snicker, because demons don't giggle; really it sounded like soft laughter to Naruto, as it bubbled out into a full-hearted laugh. He seemed to have spoken waaaay too soon.

Naruto drifted to the inner parts of his mind where the demon roamed. A cool breeze drifted through the boy's hair, as he spotted Kyuubi under a peach tree next to a crystal clear lake.Still hearing his laughter the fox kit marched over to Kyuu. As he got closer he noted that the 9 tailed fox was on his back, still howling in laughter. His eyes streamed tears as it evaporated off his darkish orange fur.