All I Want In Life Is Sass And That Ass

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Ryan's POV:

Back to school. At least it's my last year. I have no clue what to wear today, it's just a bit to warm for a scarf. I think my black skirt would look cute with my black converse and a Beatles tee. Yep I look fabulous. I think I'll just wear some eye liner today. My pink nail polish is starting to chip, I'll have to repaint my nails soon. Shit! It's almost time to go. Jon's picking me up in 10 minutes. My hair looks good just a little ruffle. And perfect.Phones charged, got my head phones, book bag's down stairs, just need some coffee. I run downstairs, my moms in the kitchen.

"Here's some coffee," she says, " have a good first day."

She hands me a to go cup of coffee. She's the best Mom I could ask for. My dad left us just after I was born, I see him 1 weekend a month but that's it. My mom raised me all by herself and pays for everything and does well at work. She even pretty much raised Spencer, I don't know go she does it but I love her for it.

"Thanks Mom, I love you." I say right before Jon honks.

" Love you too!" She calls as I rush out the door.

I hop in the back of the car and buckle up.

"Hey Ryro!" Brendon cheerily exclaims, "What's your schedule?"

I hand him my schedule sheet.

" Dude we have all the same classes!" He exclaims.

He then checks Jon and Spencer's. The only class we all had together was lunch. But at least I'll have Bren to hang out with all day.

We got to the school and Jon parked his car. He was the only 1 out of us to have their own car. Me and Spence's parents couldn't afford it and Brendon's parents didn't trust him at all. They, like most people in are area, were hard core Mormons. They'd shit themselves if they new he was gay, or hanging out with little old cross dressing me. Jon went to Brendon's church but his parents were way more laid back so Bren always told his parents he was going to hang out with him.

As we got out the car I heard somone yell, "Hey! Look! It's little Mr. Ma'am!"

The kids at our school had great insults, really. I was so hurt by a mean nickname that a 3 year old could have come up with. I strut right past that douche and into school. Bren and I head for our lockers, they were right past the main doors. We got out some folders, notebooks, and a pencil to take to our classes.

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Our first 3 classes were a total bore, syllabi and rules for over an hour was no fun. Me and Bren were headed to music, the teacher didn't care what you did, as long as you show up and show at least a slight interest in music you get 100%. As soon as we got their me and Bren went and got guitars and sat in the back corner. Our teacher, Mr. Hurley, was sitting on his computer, probably writing drills for the marching band.

"Wanna play Bullet with Butterfly Wings?" Bren asked me, pulling over some chairs for us to sit on.

"Sure," I said, "as long as we can play Obladi-Oblada next." Brendon agreed.

We sat and played the guitars and sang.

"Wow Beebo," I said in a mocking tone, "Your singing's really improved."

" Fuck you, Ryan." He replied pushing me.

" Not now" I said smirking, "We're at school."

He just rolled his eyes, but I think I saw him blush a little.

"Ryan I'm flattered really, but I'm attracted to guys." He said snarkily.

"Honey, I'm im all guy," I said in my sluttiest voice, " want me to show you."

We both burst out laughing and before we knew it the bell rang.

We walked to our lockers and then to the lunchroom. Today's lunch was I can believe it's not burger. We sat and ate.

" Hey guys," Jon said, "I'm leaving school early so you guys'll probably have to walk home."

We all nodded and mumbled.

"Hey, you guys hear Mr. Way is Mr.Iero now?" Spence asked.

"No." I said.

"Him and his boyfriend must've finally tied the knot." Brendon added.

"Yeah," Spencer said, "No one in my class we call him Mr. Iero so any time they said Mr.Way he'd just ignore them."

"I aspire to 1 day have the sassing abilities of Mr. Iero." I said, making everyone laugh.

The bell rang and we all headed to our classes.

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8th period I had art. Mr. Iero taught and I was pretty exited to have his class.

"Hi class," he began, "You all know me as Mr. Way but I am now Mr. Iero and I would appreciate it  if you called me that."

The twenty one (pilots) assholes in my class did not plan on doing that.

"Okay class, I'd like you just to sketch me something. It can be anything. What ever you have done, turn into me at the end of class." Mr. Iero instructed.

I sketched some flowers. Bren was sketching a church performer. Every one kept calling Mr. Iero Mr. Way, he didn't respond to them. 1 kid finally broke.

"Hey! Mr. Way! We keep asking you for stuff and saying your name but you're not listening!" This  chick Debby or something yelled.

" Yeah that's because my name is Mr. Iero. Not Mr. Way." He replied.

"Under God you aren't married, and therefore you are still Mr. Way in my and His eyes." That Debby girl said rudely.

"Under law I am married and under law I am Mr. Iero. And under law I can give you detention so see you after class." Mr. Way said. I really wish I had that level of sass.

The bell rang and we left. Bren and I waited for Spencer at his locker then we put our stuff in our lockers. From our lockers we could see the (northern) downpour outside, we all ran through the rain. It was pouring and we were soaked the second we got outside.

"Guys!" I yelled through the rain, "Everyone to my house!"

We all ran into my house.

"Ry, I gotta get to work soon so I'm gonna run to my house," Spencer said, "it's only a couple blocks over."

Then he left.

"Bren, do you have to get home?" I asked.

"No," he said, "My parents won't be home till 7 they both have tons of work to do."

"Cool." I said.

Bren looked good all soaking wet. Well, I, we should probably get on dry clothes.

" You wanna borrow some clothes?" I asked, "We can put your clothes in the dryer so you can put them on when you leave.

"Okay, thanks" he said.

We when up stairs and got changed. We both put on shorty shorts and band tees. Brendon's ass looked good in shorty shorts. Damn


(A/N: HIIII!!! Thanks for reading this! I'll update asap. I hope you like it!! Love all my readers!! Brendon's POV next. They're will be some Ryden. Joncer coming up!! Thnks fr rdng ths)

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