Grabbing my car keys I head out the door. A women on a mission. Get electric restore the wi-fi. The tweens will sculk off back upstairs and equilibrium will be restored.
I breath a sigh of relief that the teenager of the house was absent during the electric shortage.
He has a jist of making me feel like a complete failure. No electric "why,how could you let this happen !!!"
He looks upon me with such disdain sometimes I often contemplate what I could do to warrant it. I have had to stop myself on a few occasions throwing my life away on men,drink and drugs just do he could realise, how good he had it!.
Pulling up to the shop to get the electric key charged, I made the mistake of looking right. Immediately my mouth begins to water. The forbidden fruit is calling me. The pie and mash shop is open.
Could I? At 10.30 am? Hell yes but I'm on a diet. The same diet I have been on for over a year ! I want to cry as I choose to be sensible.
Ignoring the call of pie, mash and liquor. I make it home and the house is once again illuminated with multiple tvs and the sound of laughter resumes. The Sullen faces replaced with those of joyful children.
"I need a poo" Quinn declares as his naked body blurs past as he runs to the toilet.
Those must have been trigger words as approximately 3 seconds later another naked child squeaks and points to the floor.
Looking down I'm greeted with a steaming turd!. Hurrying him to the toilet as he clenched his tiny bum cheeks, it is of course occupied.
Thankfully I have a pot. Sticking him on that they have a poo off. If it was an Olympic sport my boys would get gold!.
once Quinn is finished he relinquishes the throne and Jesse takes his place. Deed done I need to wipe his bum. He is two, it's a horrible job but someone has to do it. He does however insist "I do it " handing him the paper he proceeds to chuck it down the toilet. No wipe nothing! Like I said he is two but give me a break !
