Because when she got empolyeed to work at CFK, she got fire the next hour.
Boss (Anya): Ur fired.
Maria:Wat!??!YYYY
Me: Cause u suck boi
Maria: *beats me up
Me:Ok Ok Ok. I'll tell u da real reason.
Maria: tell meh
Me:U didn't catch enough cookiecutter sharks
Maria: Damnit... I shouldn't have eaten them all
Me: WAT!!!! U ATE THEM??!?
Maria: Duhhhh.Wat do u expect a demon like me do. I like sharks.
Me: <°>><
