Expressiongirls and wolflord101 ask! °3°

251 12 8
                                    

Expressiongirls:

I dare Jeff and Ben to watch PFUDOR(look it up) and for Toby to b*tch slap Ben in the face! Oh yes and Masky! Do you want some cheesecake? Yes you do Masky. yes you do. *throws Cheesecake in the air* Slendy eat some to! You need to gain weight or I will send you to Honey Boo Boo Child and she will MAKE you fat =P

Jeff: what? Pfft. Whatever. *grabs Ben by the ear and drags him to the laptop.*

Ben: wut.

Jeff: we're going to watch shi*

Ben: oh okay

Jeff: *turns the laptop on*

Ben: OO DAT Was sexy

Jeff: what was?

Ben: the windows sign duh idiot *licks the windows sign*

Jeff: okay. *clicks pfudor*

WTF is this sh*t

Ben: wutwutwut

Pfudor: *playing*

Ben: OMG IT'S SEX TO MY EYES

Jeff: OMG MAKE IT STOP PLEASE I BEG OF YOU MAKE THE UNICORN LAMB THING STOP PLEASE ;-;

Ben: *watchinh intently* oh yeah I'd lick that

Jeff: *shreiks* WHATTTTTT

Ben: *licks it*

Jeff: STOPPPP ITTTTT MAKE IT STOP PLSPLSPLSPLS

Toby: *smirks like a Lil shiet

Ben: EW TOBY WHO LET U IN GET OUT EWWWWW

Toby: *twitches* hehehhehe *bitch slaps Ben hard*

Ben: wh...wha... *Cries*

Toby: *giggling like a five year old who just ate a snail*

Ben: TOBY U LIL BI*CH *gets up and runs after toby* YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT

Toby: IDC U ASS IT WAS A DARE AND I LIKED IT MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA *twitch*

Jeff: can i stop now pls

Me: okay :p

Maskey: did she say cheesecake? Like, cheese-cake? 0^0

Me.: yes, yes she did.

Maskey: OMG ILY *grabs expressiongirls and hugs her*

YOU ARE MY BESTIE

slender: *gulps* I'm not particularly fond of cheese-

Maskey: I'LL HAVE HIS BIT HE DOESN'T WANT IT SEE I'LL HAVE IT

slender: ...0-0

Maskey: *grabs slender's piece*

Me: slender needs to gain some weight you twat! *goes to grab cheese cake off maskey*

Maskey: *snarls*

Me: ....have it.

Liu: *still upstairs*

I SET FIREE TO JEFF

FOR LOCKING ME INTO THE CUPBOARD

AND HE BURNED AND HE CRIED AND I HEARD HIM SCREAMING OUT MY NAME

IN PAIN

Jeff: OMG LIU I'VE ALREADY BEEN BURNED ONCE FFS

Liu: does it look like I care

Jeff: no

Liu: exactly.

Ben: *still chasing toby* YOU'VE MET WITH A TERRIBLE FAT-

*le trips on the table and face plants into his Nintendo, breaking it*

Everyone: prepare for impact...

Ben: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ;^; *cryinh violently*

Me: oh my lord

Sally: GEEZ BEN JUST GET A NEW ONE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

Ben: NO I CAN'T OKAY IT WAS LIMITED EDITION YOU BI*CH

Sally: y Ben y ;-;

Jack SHUT UP BEN IM TRYING TO EAT

Ben: I'll do what I want

Jack: give me a blow job then

Ben: THAT'S GROSS okay sure

Jack: I was joking.... I'd prefer to eat kidneys..

Ben: you're sick ;^;

Jack: I know :3

Wolflord101: OMG ok I don't have to say anything except I love this book. You are awesome! And Slendy, how do you put up with them. *eyes turn red* bye killing spree time! *jumps out window and flys to tree to stalk/kill*

Me: OMG aw you're just so nice asdfghjkl ily <3

Slender: I ask myself every night how I do it. I must have super powers

Jeff: OMG SHE JUMPED OUT OF TE WINDOW LIKE JACK DID

Lj: hey

Ben: WHHWRE THE ACTUAL HELL WHERE YOU FOR THE PAST FEW CHAPTERS?

Lj: *flashback*

*sitting in room doing makeup*

Oh my god I'm gawgus

*puts on one of Sally's dresses*

I should really be a tranny, I look sexy as a chick

*gets a boner over himself*

Oh my oh my

*takes off dress and makeup*

Lj: sleeping

Ben: oh okay

=========

Guiz I'm so sorry it's short, I'm exhausted but I wanted to do these questions, ily xxx

If you want to ask, please ask in the most recent chapter, or I'll make an ask only chapter. It's hard for me to go through every chapter looking for new questions. Thanks c:

==+=======

Ask the creepypastas! {special edition}Where stories live. Discover now