PJO/HOO demigod one shots and reactions

How to know if youre obsessed

1. You uncap pens and keep wishing riptide would spring out.

2. You crack the 'dam t shirt' joke every time you go to a dam.

3. You start shipping two people at school and pray to Aphrodite for them.

4. You look around at random students at school and label them characters from PJO/HOO for either their looks or personality.

5. You have a fantasy in your daydreaming mind that your favorite characters from camp Half Blood/ camp Jupiter, came, pulled you out of class, told you that your a half blood, take you to CHB/CJupiter where you get claimed.

6. You figure out who your godly parent would be and create your self as a camper in one of the two camps.

7. Find yourself asking for blue food. Or if you pick out all of the blue m&ms.

8. when it rains you either thanks or curse Zeus.

9. You pray to Poseidon while in a swim race.

10. You relate everything to those 'dam' books😂

11. You ask for the 600 floor when at the Empire State Building.

12. If you go to the Grand Canyon, you consider jumping off the edge, trying to decide if Jason would catch you.

13. You say things like:
Holy *insert god here*
What in the name of *insert god here*
Oh gods
Zeus almighty!

13. You try to find a godly parent for each friend at school.

14. You do a lot of fan art.

15. You try to do impressions of a character.
My impression of Nico:
"Death"
"Will"
"McDonalds"
"Hate"
"Death"
"Idiots! You're all idiots!"
"Happy meals"
"Kill me now"

16. You start to swear on the river Styx.

17. This is your test answer:
Humans bodies can generate enough heat to summon fire with control. True or false?
True! Duh... have your read the lost hero?
Teacher: incorrect!
Me: oh really? Have you even met Leo Valdez! McShizzle! Supreme commander of the Argo 2!

18. When the super bowl comes around and people as you what team you're on, you say,"Team Leo!"