Jason & Dick

Marriage and Bears

Marriage and Bears

"Photogenic and Dangerous." Jason said as he and Dick stood together.

Kori off to the side couldn't help but say, "*cough* get married please *cough*"

"I'm considering it." Jason replied with a smug face, watching Dick walk away to talk to some others, making sure he wasn't paying attention.

Kori smiled at the thought of it. "Who do you think would propose to whom? You're more dominate so I'm assuming you, granted Richard is more romantic and might do it as a grand jester." She touched her chin in deep thought, looking off in the distance.

Jason scoffed, "Dick is definitely into the romance aspect of a proposal and you're right, I am more dominate, but I think it'll be a race to who proposes first. I think I will be first though and hopefully he would say yes." Jason smiled to himself.

"I'm tempted to ask how, but knowing what detective he is he'd say yes to any response you'd come up with! But I must ask have you thought about what the wedding would be like?"

"You can ask him, but just be casual about it." he warned, continuing on, "I'll just have to be creative and do something he would never expect. If he says yes, I'm going to let Dick work out the wedding. I could care less about the details but I would work out the honeymoon. That will be one of my presents to Dick. It's odd how sentimental I can be with him sometimes." he laughed.

"I've noticed how sweet and caring you are towards him, Jason. I'm sure whatever you do will be absolutely glorious! Though I'm curious, what do you think you'll feel the day of the wedding?"

"Is that so? Thank you Star and you won't have to wonder since we'll invite you to the wedding. I think, I guess I would feel nervous but happy at the same time."

At that exact time, Dick had walked back to them without being noticed. He had only caught onto Jason's last sentence, utterly confused.

He chose to make himself seen. "What's this about proposing? Wedding? I'm so confused... But, at the same time I'm also kinda happy."

Before Jason could reply, Kori interrupted. "I'd love to go tux shopping with you if and when you two decide to tie the knot of matrimony! Not to mention be present! I could ever find a bear to bring forth the rings for you two!"

Jason scrathed his head, looking at the ground. "What? What wedding? I have no idea what you are talking about!" He looked up at Dick saying, "Umm, I'll actually talk to you about this later, okay?" 

"Hehe uh oh we've been caught." Kori said mostly to herself.

Dick shook his head as if it would help clear his confusion, looking at Jason. "What do you mean 'what wedding'? Jay, no, tell me. Things would go a lot better if you told your Dickybird.." He turned to Kori asking, "What was he talking about?"

Jason stopped her, politely telling Dick, "Later Dickybird I promise." He quickly turned his head, almost getting whiplash and hissed, "Not a word Kori!"

Getting the message she said, "Sorry Richard, but Outlaw secrecy always comes first. I simply cannot tel you who's wedding was possibly being discussed. All I can say is that I can assure you there will be a bear."

She turned to Jason and whispered, "I shall not fail you Jason!"

His brows knotted together, "A bear? I'm just as confused as you are Dick."

"Jason. Tell me." Dick said firmly, not wanting to be left out. When he got no response he sighed heavily, "Seriously? Ugh. You two and secrets."

"I am speaking of a ring bear! Roy spoke of them when he was telling me why we should get married. He said the ring bear delivers the ring to the couple. It's an odd tradition in my eyes." Kori explained to the two confused men.

"Jason, you have a decent clue to what's happening, cause' I don't. Why won't you tell me what you were talking about?"

"Perhaps the real question is why do you wish to know so desperately? Hm? Have you been thinking about weddings recently Dick?" Jason shot back. "I don't know Kori, should I tell him now or wait?"

"I'd rather know why my boyfriend is being so secretive. But that's an odd question, Kori. But... No... I haven't..."

"Oh come now Dick! You must be lying! Dare I say you are getting anxious to tie the knot? Perhaps with a certain red head?" he questioned.

Kori spoke her thoughts, telling Jason, "I'd say let him wonder Jason, it's more fun that way!"

"... Kori, I'm not sure if you noticed, but I'm very confused as to why you two are keeping secrets." Dick groaned. "You better spill."

"I'm sorry it annoys you Richard, truly I am. But I'm sure one day you will understand. Hopefully one day soon!"

"I don't care who it is, but someone owes me a coffee since I'm being tortured." Dick said sitting down.

Nodding, Jason sat next to Dick. "I'll buy you a coffee and we can definitely talk then, okay? Deal?" 

"Does that mean we can go get a coffee now?"

"It's nothing you aren't used to according to Jason's stories." Kori winked at Dick.

"Woah, what?" Dick was shook to say the least. "Jason, what did you tell her?"

Kori continued, "One word. Nutella."

Jason jumped up, going towards the door. "That is my cue to LEAVE!"

"Did he only tell you that one?" Dick questioned Kori while grabbing Jason by his shirt. "You better keep your ass here."

"Hmm what else? Let's see I've heard your mouth is the real reason they call you boy wonder." She replied.

Eyes wide, Dick asked "Oh god... Is that all?"

"Oh no where near!" she laughed, "I love the one where he said you cried like a baby when he pulled out a knife!"

"Continue on." He said in a scarily calm voice.

"So Dick, you want that coffee now right?" Jason needed out NOW!

"Yes. I have quite the things to say myself."

"KORI! YOU'RE DONE!" Jason yelled back at her as Dick dragged him.

"Why the hell did you tell her?"

"Dick I didn't I-I-I wouldn't!"

"Then how did she know?"

"EK!!! No don't kill me!" He hide behind his hands.

"Also kitchen sex is very pleasing yet avid chicken wings next time." Kori had followed them to watch the scene unfold.

"Jason!" Dick hissed

"Jason also thinks it's very kinky when you dom, you should do it more."

"Say... one more thing Kori one more thing... because you have already cross the line." Jason glared at her.

"I swear to God, Jason. Is there anything else?"

Rubbing her head, she said, "Uh yes. Please prevent Jason from killing me. Please."

"Oh believe me, I will. Thank you for that lovely information."