How to summon gIANT ROBOT--

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Yes, this is our first ritual and it's sErIoUS.

First, you need..

-A dark as fuck room
-A useless fucking candle
-A Norwegian accent

First of all, you need to go to a bathroom since that place is scary as fuck. Done it? Good.

Now chant "Giant Robot" a ton of times with a Norwegian accent. Make sure the candle is lit or you'll probably never make it out alive.

Now you've got the fucking spirit of Tord following you around and haunting you, good job.

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