How to stop feminism (requested by a member)

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First you need..

-Fucking feminists of course!

-A lighter

-Another occult

Since our fucking occult got burned to the ground by christians, we're going to transer to ANOTHER occult!

First, you need to kidnap about 9-10 feminists. Done it? GOOD.

Now tie all of them onto to a pole. Like a stripper pole or something like that.

Now, bURN THEM AND SACRIFICE THEM TO SATAN-- Ehem, ehem. Please excuse me I got waay out of control there.

Now call 666 and tell Satan to banish all of them. 

Tada! Now you've got a free fucking ticket to hell, yay!

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 02, 2017 ⏰

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