The Comedy Book
Written By videostar704 & sugarbabe776
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Jokes
Y = You
P = Whoever you are talking to
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1 - Ben dOver
Y, Do you know my friend Ben
P, Ben who?
Y, Ben Dover
P, OMG Bend Over XD
V
2 - Slender Song
Y, Want To Hear My New Song?
P, K
Y, You Better Watch Out, You Better Not Piss, You better not walk in a dark for-est, Slender Man is
Coming to rape youuuuuuuuu!
P, DA FAQ 😱😆
V
3 - Harlem Shawhat?
Y - Hey, You!
P, Wut?
Y, Do it...
P, Do What?
Y, DO DA HARLEM SHAKE! *starts dancing like a retard*
V
4 - Herpokes
Y, Do you want to hear how Spanish people use the word herpies?
P, - Okay, How do they use the word?
Y, My wife did not ét her pétza so I ate her-pež
P, LOL Her-Peice XD
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Knock-Knock's
Y = You
P = Whoever you're talking to
E = Everyone
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1 - Yale
Y, Knock Knock
P, Who's there?
Y, Whale.
P, Whale Who?
Y, The Whale Says, ALALALLALALLALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
E, *Laughs*
V
2 - cowception
Y, Knock Knock
P, Who's there?
Y, Cows
P, Cows Who?
Y, Cows Go "moo" not "who"!
V
3 - Merry Joke
Y, Knock Knock
P, Who's There?
Y, Mary
P, Mary Who?
Y, Mary Christmas'
P, MARY = MERRY XD
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"Super Bowl Jokes"
Y = You
F = Friend
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1 - Sea Harse
Y = I think the sea hawks may wi- Wait...
F, What?
Y, Who would vote for sea hawks when you got seahorse!
F, XD
V
Unfortunately, we could only think of that one Super Bowl joke...😔
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The End.
Part 2 Coming Soon
