Jin: I'm the oldest so I'm obviously getting it y'all can swerve.
Jhope: ok well without me, you and jam monster over there would be worse dancers than now.
Jimin: I have the charms of a sponge cake so I obviously deserve it.
V: *growls*
Jungkook: I'm telling on you guys if you don't give me it.
RapMon: I deal with all of your shit.
BTS: sh*t you're right. Fine you eat it
Suga: *rises from sleep* nO. tHaT piZzA iS miNe.
BTS: HOLY SH*T HES AWAKE. YES SIR MIN YOONGI OUR ALMIGHTY LORD AND SAVIOR YOU MAY EAT ANYTHING YOU LIKE, SIRE.
