Jimin: *loses Yoongi in a mattress store*
Jimin: this calls for drastic measures
Jimin: *shouts* JIKOOK IS REAL
*cricket chirping noises*
*tv turns on*
News reporter: Breaking news, a fire has started right outside of Bangtan's maknae, Jungkook's room. The writing on the wall says "Yoonmin is real" and if you step close to the fire you can hear it every once in a while yell "INFIRES"
