I first saw her from across the kitchen. I had just came off of the stove, my edges cooked to a nice golden brown.
She stared at me from her seat on the top shelf of the refrigerator. Right from the start, I knew that she lusted for me. I longed to feel her cool, slimy body covering mine.
Alas! The door was closing.
I feared I would never again see my love.
My small doughy brain was all like #heartbreak! like fr tho uncool
